A dad tell his son "Stop masterbating! if you do it too long you will go blind." The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.
Three people having sex is a threesome. Two people doing it is called a twosome. So why is "handsome"
a compliment. Mouse: How do you fuck the computer? Keyboard: You just open legs and insert disk.
Girl: Do you remember the first time you had sex? Boy: Sure i do, man was i scared, i was all alone.
A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Men screw with dicks. Women screw with minds.
Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.
Karma is like 69. You get what you give. Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man..!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Confucius says'," it take many nails to build a crib, one screw to fill it"!
A dad tell his son "Stop masterbating! if you do it too long you will go blind." The son replied "Dad, I'm over here"
Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving.
Three people having sex is a threesome. Two people doing it is called a twosome. So why is "handsome" a compliment.
Mouse: How do you fuck the computer? Keyboard: You just open legs and insert disk.
Girl: Do you remember the first time you had sex? Boy: Sure i do, man was i scared, i was all alone.
"A PENIS is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Men screw with dicks. Women screw with minds.
Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.
Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man..!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Confucius says'," it take many nails to build a crib, one screw to fill it"!
A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry : Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad!
Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel.
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair"
I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
