Random One Shots

(Phan) My Love.

This is my first oneshot and its 11:38pm im screwed i have a test tomorrow... And 2 retests need to be set up... Shet.
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Phil jogs into Dan's room looking for his computer...
Phil: Hey, Danny boy! Have you seen my laptop? It was in the gaming room and-
A half groan, half scream escaped the room, cutting phil off
Uh... Dan?

Dan jumps and laughs, showing Phil a screen full of dad jokes

Dan: This is something you would say. Listen... 'What do you tell your spouse you're doing at the gas station? PHIL-ling up the tank!'
He falls out of the chair at Phils feet, clutching his sides
Phil, it hurts! These jokes are giving me abs! Make them stooooop!

Phil drags dan onto his bed and sets up the laptop so he can see

Phil: Do you wanna try something... Fun?
He takes off his hoodie but is still wearing his tshirt, dan blushes.
Yes, it will hurt.

Dan: Ph..il I..... Okay....
He tensed up, as phil took off dans shirt and put his hands on his stomach, before digging his fingers into Dan's sides, yelling dad jokes.
MY DOG MINTON ATE TWO SHUTTLECOCKS LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID? BAD-MINTION.

Dan writhed around the bed, and started screaming his head off and crying

Dan: AAAAHH I CAN'T BREATH. PHIL I- I CANT BREAAAATHHHH AAAAHH

Phil tickled dans neck, earning a gasp and more struggles, before dan collapsed and claimed defeat.

Dan: I hope you know that counts against my 'No Exercise' rule, Michael. Next time, I'm tickling you.

Phil smiled, rufflimg Dan's hair and fixing his own.

Phil: If there is a next time.

Out of nowhere, phil was caught on the bed by dan sitting on his back and chubby yet thin fingers wiggling in front of him

Dan: Oh, there will be. Hey, what do you call an Angel Bean Dork?

Phil blushed, and rocked back and forth under dan

Phil: What, you squish?

Dan: You call him...

My Love.
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So how was that? 3mins away from midnight. Imma update sometime. Cool cool k bye. Stay Trashy, my phans. The rest of you, dont get offended oH DEa