Engineer

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Pinkie: "is he a Robot or Cyborgs? "
ChSpy:"I don't like the look on his face"
Pinkie:"me neither, let just do it "

1. If your a slutty engineer gal:

Pinkie : *laughing so loud* omg I can't believe I add that !

2. If he sleep , not wanted to wake up cause today is Saturday! Then go on his bed Sit on engineer lap , grind a little (did i spell it right ?) As he damn make those grumble or groan sound ,lick or kiss his check (i dare you ) as he saw you he might show that creepy grin on his face !

3. Stupid Pickup line xD :

A. "Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because your Be-au-ti-ful "

B." We both got bucket of barbecue! Wanna do it ?"

C. "Hey are you a map? Cause I think i'm lost in your eye.."

Pinkie: omfg I hate this how that going make engineer get a boner? !

Engineer: Nope! *run quickly*

4. If you a spy:
Go use your disappear cloak so you can get close to engie , as you close to him blow a kiss to his ear . Yes he might freak out and try to attack you with his wrench but go dodges if he dose ,than go touch his crotch thing but hard , he might think it sexual harassment (i hope not ) then punch him !

Chspy: wait how that going to help them t-

Pinkie: shhh ! I'm still thinking of him ,it kinda hard to make him as a perv

5. Be his or you make him as pet slave...trust me ! I read too much yoai and it work

6. Do a exotics pole dancing on engineer birthday!

7. Dress up as engineer! But wear a hot smoking bra no shirt , so go to engineer workshop .if he see you go push him on his desk ,go on top of him an ask "I need to be fix cause somebody sapping m-

Pinkie: *laughing more * i can't do this no more !

8. Make him as your mate

9. Slap his face and kiss him soo passion

10. Make love to him and kill him

ChSpy: what ?

11. Be his slave like 50 shade of hobbits

ChSpy: omg

12. JUST DO IT or do your sexiest dance on engineer if he stresses, go up to him then make love like lady gaga do ~

ChSpy: worst. Love. EVER!

Pinkie: I fuck this

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