Can you keep a secret?

School or demons, which is deadlier?

I groaned in agony of waking up, as the day was Tuesday. Arrggghhh Tuesday, WHY COULDN'T IT BE FRIDAY?! Or Thursday, coz that's when I have two periods of art for the last two periods of my day. But anyways, I groaned, sitting up and scratching my head while yawning. This time, I had managed to get up at a reasonable time, giving me some time to actually have a decent breakfast.

" Mac, Pan, time to wake up!" I exclaimed tiredly, rubbing my eyes as I entered the kitchen to make myself something for breaky. Only to see my two twin sisters pinning down Hunter while trying to draw on his face with a permanent marker. Pan was holding Hunter down while Mac was holding the marker, obviously trying to draw a curly moustache (duh). Once Hunter saw me, he begged for me to help him with his desperate eyes, as he had managed to keep a hand on Mac's wrist, while the other was being held by Pan.

" Oh hey sis," Pan and Mac greeted, " can you make some eggs and bacon for us?"

I yawned and walked into the kitchen, as if my two twin sisters trying to draw on Hunter, the Prince of the Fairy Kingdom, was completely natural.

" Warbrook, can't you help me?!" Hunter exclaimed, fighting against my sisters. I yawned as I got a pan ( hahaha get it) (pixie damn Vince for making that stupid joke ) out, a carton of eggs and ham.

" Help ya self," I replied, as I cracked a few eggs into the frying pan.

Damn I was hungry.

" Warbrook?!" Hunter exclaimed.

Maybe I should make two eggs for myself.

" This is a permanent marker!" he continued, while I simply yawned.

Yum, and then I can grab some yogurt too!

" What happens if I can't wash this off?!" Hunter yelled.

Arrgh, do we have any toast left? I want to make some egg and bacon sandwiches.

" Now, you can't leave me like this, what would my parents, especially my mum say?" Hunter threatened.

" I think her majesty would laugh and we'd bond over some food," I replied calmly, "and your dad? I don't know, he'll probs think it will be funny."

" ......" Silence.

" SAVE ME DARCI ROSE WARBROOK!" He screamed in a last attempt.

I paused, turning around and finding Hunter struggling as Mac was half a centimetre away from touching his face with the marker. I walked up to him, before crouching down to further inspect him as he laid on the floor with Pan and Mac restraining him.

" How the hell do you know my middle name?" I asked, a deadly tone in my voice. He shivered at my tone, before giving me a look of desperation.

" Uh, I was told by my mother," he replied hastily, " but now, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME?!"

I gave a long ' hmmmmm' as I actually thought about whether or not to help him. Really it was a hard decision. Whether to help the biggest douche in my school, or to help the Queen's son, oh wait they're the same people.

" Make sure to get the moustache right," I told Pan and Mac as I stood up and went back to cooking, ignoring Hunter's protests and cries. I never was one to actually care about appearances and social statuses. And the Queen was totally cool with Hunter and I yelling at each other the other night so what's the difference if we do it the next morning. She wouldn't mind some permanent moustache drawn by a 12 year old, right? I flipped the eggs and bacon onto some plates along with some toast, placing it onto the table.

" Breakfast is ready, Mac, Pan!" I boredly exclaimed, placing down the food. Thank the pixies Vincent wasn't here or he would've eaten it all. I kind of felt sorry for Derek, having to deal with this guy's perverseness and weird behaviour. Anyhow, Mac and Pan had came running straight towards the food, munching into the egg and bacon toasted sandwiches I had made. Unlike yesterday morning, they both dressed in twin outfits, something called Twin Tuesday or something. Pan had her hair in a low ponytail, her aqua streak standing out like always. Mac had her hair in a low ponytail too, however, her streak was purple. Both had on a black long sleeved tee shirt, black shorts and converses. However, on Pan's teeshirt were the letters in bright aqua, Twin Awesomeness, while Mac's teeshirt were the same letters but in purple. Mac's converses were purple and Pan's aqua. Yep, they were matching.