I wouldn't have thought (BXB)

Chapter 1-Choking & joking

SO THIS IS MY FIRST BOYxBOY STORY SO I HAVE NO FRIGGIN IDEA HOW ITS GOING TO END UP XP

CHAPTER 1: Choking and Joking

I watched him laugh and his smile melted my heart to liquid. I had my elbows on the table, and my chin was propped up in my palm. He was so perfect. He was just a sexy piece of yumminess. I sure would like a piece of that cake. "You're drooling," I got startle back into reality. I glared at my best friend and viciously wiped my mouth. "Are your trying to rub your mouth off of your face?" He laughed. Yeah, HE. Everyone thinks if you're gay your best friend would be a girl. I can't handle them monsters. They aren't normal. No one can bleed for five days, day and night, and not die. It's not normal. "Shut up," I grumbled and rolled my eyes. "Someone is grumpy." Fernando laughed. "We'll yeah, I was having a good time staring at JC. Thanks for ruining my fun." I stabbed the fork at...I don't even know what this is. "The hell is this?" I picked up the brown lump with my fork holding it up to my face.

"Food," Fernando said picking his up and taking a bite out of it. He immediately spit it out as started choking and gagging. "Ok, that's not food." He said as I put his back. "That's nasty." He started drinking his water. "I could tell, it started to make you choke. But not all things you choke on are nasty." I said smirking. He spit his water out and started coughing. People were now starting to look at what was happening as I laughed at my friend choking to his death. Choke on dat water baby. I laughed even more. Fernando slapped my chest after his little coughing fit was over. "Don't ever do that to me again." Fernando glared at me and I only gave him an innocent smile.

My dear best idiot here was a straight man-whore. He didn't have a problem with me being gay, he just didn't like when I blurted out inappropriate things. Which I always do, but that's how our relationship goes. "I finally get to say I made you choke. Imagine how my mom will react when I say 'School was amazing today, I made Fernando choke'." I chuckled at what I though her reaction would be. She'd shit a unicorn and slap me with it. "I really hate you." Fernando rolled his eyes and put the cap back on his water bottle. "Aw, bae don't be a baby. Please, let me love you! I want to be the one to make you happy. Don't be mad, I love you baby, I love you." I started freaking out on him. I loved messing with him like this, it always creeped him out and pissed him off. "Arlo I swear you were thrown out a freaking window when you were born." He said with a straight face. "You're just jealous I learned how to fly. Save the drama for your mama llama." I said snapping my fingers. "Is he trying to act ghetto again?" One of our friends joined us at the lunch table. Her name was Grace, she wasn't my best friend, but she was a friend. Fernando nodded and rolled his eyes.

Grace was about to take a bite if the brown lump when I slapped it off her fork. It hit the floor and our table got a couple strange look. "You'll die," I warned her. "It made him choke." I pointed my thumb at Fernando. "Well what am I gonna eat?" She huffed looking between the both of us. From the look on Fernando's face, I could tell a dirty though ran through his mind. "Arlo don't look now but JC is looking." He said and my head snapped up to his table. I started hitting Fernando angrily, "Don't do that!" The little liar.

I wished JC would look at me. I mean, I a freaking sexy beast. Who wouldn't want to look at me? "You know his friend Brendan right," Grace started. "He's really cute." She looked over her shoulder to look at JC's table. Brendan sat next to him an they were talking. Brendan was ok, I guess. He had somewhat wavy dark brown hair and green eyes. He wasn't anything like JC though. JC was sex on legs. I was jealous of his legs. He had perfect messy black hair, and his eyes were a swirl of gray and blue. The gray was dark and the blue was light so his eyes were just so captivating. He was lean and a total badass compared to me. A nerd was a badass compared to me. Well...not really, but you get my point. I'm not a bad kid-when I'm not on a sugar high.

"I ship you and JC; Jarlo." Grace said putting a loose brown stray if hair behind her ear. "What?" Fernando frowned in confusion. "You don't know what shipping is?" I stared at him with wide eyes. Has he not lived? "No, and that's because I'm a man." He smirked at me and stuck his tongue out. "I can prove to you that I'm a man if that's what you want." I looked up at him through my lashes and winked. He scooted away from me making a disgusted face. Grace chuckled and shook her head. I turned back around so that I was forward and I faced JC's table.

I nearly had a baby when I saw he was looking at me.

So? How was it so far? I love Arlo already. I think he's a cute weirdo >.<

ARLO: that's because I am a cute weirdo. An who the shluck are you?

CHLOE: I'm your soulmate!!

FERNANDO: you're a fawking freak.

VOTEEE AND COMMENTTT IF YOU THINK ARLO IS WEIRD!!