The Adventures of #KantoRJ and #SosyMeng

Triangle

"Omg babe, is it true?!"

"Ang alin, beb? Ang pagmamahal ko sayo? Onaman. Kasing tunay ng bag mong yan na binili mo sa halagang payb kyaw kahit sinabi ko nang may ganyan din sa tiangge ni Ramona—porpipty lang, pwede pang two gives."

"Babe, I'm a fashion major. I can't in good conscience patronize knockoffs. But aw, that's so swee—wait, no. Don't change the subject!"

"Tsk. Sana tinuloy mo na yung kith, lapit na oh!"

"E kasi naman, don't distract me. Is it true nga?"

"Linawin mo kasi, ang alin??"

"Is it true that Godo has a crush on Ramona's cousin?"

"Nakow. No comment ako diyan."

"So it is true! Oh, no. Do I smell a love triangle? Dun dun dun dunnn. Poor Godo."

"Pfft. Wag mo nang problemahin yan, kaya na ni Paps yan. Problemahin mo na lang etong mga labi kong sabik na sabik sa matamis mong halik. Hihihi."

"Ang landi mo, babe. Seriously, what are we gonna do?"

"Anong what are we gonna do? Wala tayong gagawin. Problema na ni Godo yan, ayokong makialam."

"But babe...wala lang. I just feel kinda bad for him. He's a good guy—and a good friend—he deserves to be happy with someone special."

"Oo beb, pero pagdating sa mga usapang poreber, walang ibang makakapagsabi kung ano ang dapat niyang gawin. Siya lang pwedeng magdesisyon dyan."

"Sa bagay. May point ka diyan. Sometimes you're so wise, babe."

"Ayknowrayt? Kaya ka nga nainlab sakin, diba? Kasi di lang ako super pogi, matalino pa."

"Hahaha wowww. At least no one can say you're not confident. But don't forget your cute butt. I fell in love with your booty and brains."

"Hahaha lika nga dito—"

"Wait, one last—"

"Argh. Ano na naman?"

"Reezabells yung name ng cousin niya, diba? You realize that if they form a love triangle, we could call them Go—"

"GoRaBells. Oo, naisip na namin ni Godo yan."

"Darn. And I thought I was so clever. Ctto na pala."

"Clever ka pa rin beb, kasi sinagot mo ko. Beri clever ka dun."

"Hahaha you know what, babe? You talk too much. Come here and I'll show you something better you can do with your mouth."

"Ako pa ngayon ang madaldal? E kanina ko pang gustong matapos etong usapa—uy. Tamis."