The Adventures of #KantoRJ and #SosyMeng

SM & Bibi - OSF

"B. Rose? Where are you, sweetheart?"

"I here sa room, Naynay."

"Oh, hello. What're you doing, hon?"

"I play da fluffies na bigay ni Nangnang Chichu po."

"Ninang Chi, sweetie."

"Opo, Nangnang Chichu."

"Are you okay, Bibi? You've been pretty quiet since Eat Bulaga, and you didn't even stay to finish Kalyeserye. Diba you love Yaya Dub and Alden and the Lolas? Why didn't you want to watch today?"

"Lab ko po si Yaya Dub en da Lalabs, I no lab na si Alden."

"What? Why not? Diba crush mo siya, Bibi?"

"No more kras po, Naynay. Sabi po ni Tita Nona moob on moob on din pag may tie."

"Time."

"Opo, tie."

"Okay, but why don't you like Alden anymore? I thought you liked him because he looks like Tatay?"

"Oo nga po. Pehas nam face si Taytay en Alden."

"I don't understand, sweetheart."

"Hay. Ayako na kay Alden kasi nakikiss nya lagi si Yaya Dub. Nasa-smile sya lagi kay Yaya Dub. Nasa-sad yun heart ko kasi dapat si Naynay lang nakikiss ni Taytay en nahohold hands en nasa-smile."

"Hahaha. Oh, sweetheart. So you don't like Alden anymore because he looks like your dad and you don't like the idea of Tatay making lambing to any other woman besides me?"

"Opo, en Bibi."

"Hahaha. Oh, Bibi. You're so cute and loyal. Come here nga, let Nanay cuddle you for a while."

"Aylabyu, Naynay."

"I love you too, B. Rose. And always remember that Tatay loves us too, very much. And he isn't Alden, he only LOOKS like Alden, so don't be mad at Alden na, you don't have to feel jealous of Yaya Dub. Alden loves Yaya Dub, and Tatay loves Nanay and Bibi."

"Okay po. Tomolow na lam po ako hindi na ma-e-angry kay Alden. Ma-rest ko muna po heart ko."

"Hahaha okay, fair enough."

"Naynay?"

"Yes, Bibi?"

"Makwento ka nam story, please?"

"Okay. Hmmm. Have I ever told you the legend of the Abominable OSF? No? It's a cautionary tale. Okay, here goes. Once upon a time, in a nation far, far away..."