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Chapter 7: Battle Bitches and Rescue - Part 1

Hanji's P.O.V.

They should have been back by now. It's been 2 days. I thought, sitting at my desk. I was slacking in my paper work today and was mostly just thinking and worrying about Eremika. I've been ignoring the moaning and smell of clitoris coming from upstairs for about an hour now. I was cut off from my thoughts when a very pissed of Levi barged into my office.

"Hey shortshit, ever heard of knocking?" I said. He was too pissed to even care about the remark and walked over to my desk.

"We have a problem Shitty glasses." He said coldly.

"With?"

"Your damn Titan subject! That date you sent them on destroyed half the city inside Wall Sina! I thought we agreed he only transform when we give him permission?!" He yelled. "And this entire place stinks of puss."

"Wait he transformed? Why?" I said, shocked.

"How am I supposed to know why? Him and his psycho girlfriend are unpredictable. Oh, and you know what else? They shot Nile's wife, and now not only is he going to sue, but the Military police are coming over here as we speak to shut us down!" He yelled as the moaning upstairs grew louder. "And annoying lesbians who won't shut the hell up aren't helping the situation!" He yelled loud enough for them to hear.

"Sorry!" Yelled Christa from upstairs.

"Do we know where Eren and Mikasa are located currently?" I ask. I don't know why he's yelling at me about all this. It's not like I intended for this to happen.

"They're being held in the underground prison where we first meet Eren." He said, calming down a bit.

"Alright, then what are Erwin's orders?" I ask as I straighten my glasses and stand up.

"The M.P. will be coming very soon. We fight them when they get here, and rescue Eren and Mikasa after." He said.

"Alright, let's go round everyone up then." I say.

"The soldiers are already prepared." He says looking out the window. "And it looks like they're here."

Mikasa's P.O.V.

I wake up looking at a cement ceiling. I have a terrible hangover. My headache only gets worse when I sit up from this uncomfortable bed. I look around and see I'm in a cell. Eren sits next to me masturbating, clearly unaware that I just awoke. When he finishes he zips up his pants and finally takes notice of me.

"Oh hey Mikasa. I wouldn't get up from that bed if I were you, there's cum all over the floor." He says smiling. "Here's some apple juice." He says giving me a glass.

"Oh thanks." I say drinking. I look down and see a HUGE pool of jizz.

"Eren how many times did you masturbate??" I ask wide eyed.

"Only 5, but that's not all mine. I gave the guard a helping 'hand' in exchange for the apple juice." He says wiggling is eyebrows.

"Uh alright then why are we in jail?" I ask, but then I suddenly remember everything we've done while in Wall Sina. "We killed a lot of people, didn't we?" I ask.

"Yep, and raped a few people too." He said.

"Wait, what?!?" I ask, yelling.

"Keep it down in there." The guard says. He then sees I'm awake and gestures me me over.

"I was kidding with the rape by the way." He says as I walk over to the guard.

"Sir?" I ask.

"Both of your executions are planned for tomorrow, but I'm willing to let you both go if you do something for me." He says, smirking.

"At the cost of our lives, sure. What do you want is to do?" I ask, a little nervous.

He then smiles and calls a bunch of other guards over.

"What do we have to do then!" Eren asks as nine guards enter the cell we were occupying. Eren's question was eventually answered. It was the most intense orgy I've ever had. I've never had an eleven way, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

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