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Chapter 1: Attack on Potatoes

I hope I get to see him today. I rarely see him now. That lucky little shit Levi gets to hog him all day, everyday. That damn shortie better not beat him again. Oh that reminds me, I still have to kick his ass for that.

"Mikasa!"

"Huh?"

It was Sasha.

"It's lunch time now! Wanna eat with me and Connie?"

"Uh, sorry. I'm having lunch with Eren today." Of course, that was a lie so I had an excuse not to eat with them. Last time I did things turned out really bad.

~FlashBack Mode~

"Sasha quit chewing with your mouth full!" said Connie with food in his mouth as well.

"Connie quit being a hypocrite!" Sasha yelled with chunks of food flying from her mouth. Ugh. Why am I eating with these skanks? They're spitting food all over the table! Jeez. Where is that clean freak bitch when I need him?

"Connie you're just jealous because I can do more kinky things with potatoes and you can't!" Yells Sasha.

"Oh yea? Let's see if you can do this!" Connie yells back as he pulls down his pants. Everyone watched in horror as Sasha and Connie were doing things to potatoes that no potato should have to go through. Poor potatos. Everyone decided to leave when the whole cafeteria started to smell like a yeast infection.

~End of Flashback Mode~

"Oh I see. Well, tell Eren I said hi!" Sasha says as she catches up to Connie. As I walked to the cafeteria I saw Erwin. Hmmm. Once I get lunch I can ask Erwin where Eren is so I can eat with him.

As I waited to get my food, I noticed the lunch today was horrid. A bowl of water with soggy cheese and rotten apple slices in it. This is a soup and it's called "If Hell was a soup". It has a side dish and that is a condom filled with bad smelling green beans and carrot slices with a choice of sauce. Crusty two-year-old ketchup or seamen.

After I got my suicide-looking lunch I walked over to Erwin and asked where Eren was.

"Eren is having lunch with the Coropal in his office. "

Of course

"Okay, thank yo-"

" I wouldn't go up there though. They train even during lunch."

Why would they train during the only break they have besides sleep? Unless they train during that too. I thought about what Erwin said and maybe he was right. Maybe it's best not to intrude. I have to make up my mind now. Standing in front of the Coropals door, I decided to open it, only to find Eren kissing Levi.