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Chapter 5: 420

   I was waiting outside for Eren for what seemed like eons until he finally csme out lookin hella sexy. I swear my womanhood was trembling.

   "Hey, you look nice" I said to him. He said the same thing back.

   "So are we taking horses there? And why do you have a gun? I don't remember the Military Police giving us any guns." he said pointing at the gun in my hand.

   "That's because they didn't. Some recruits a long time ago stole guns from them because they wanted us to have budget cuts, despite it not being their choice. And no, we're not taking horses, we're taking a carriage." I explained.

   "That doesn't explain why you have the gun" Eren said.

   "Oh, here comes the carriage." I said while standing in the middle of the road to stop them. I noticed the carriage was all wobbling and stuff and the horses were staggering.

   "Mikasa! What are doing?" Eren shouted. The carriage stopped snd I ran into it held the gun to the drivers head.

   "GET OF THIS FUCKING CARRIAGE NOW!" I yelled. I theb noticed they were all high as fuck. Even the horses. I then remembered that it was April 20th. Eren then came running to my side.

   "MIKASA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH Y-" He stopped in mid sentence. "Are they blazin it?"

   "We are. Care to join?" The driver asked. "We have more than enough."

We both looked at eachother for a moment and said

    "Sure, why the hell not?"
~Time Skip~

The MP was pissed. While we were blazin it, I shot all the people on the carriage because they disrespected shrek. Me and Eren decided to ride the high horses there, while we were still high. On the way there, we passed the Wall Sina gates but I kinda shot a few officers and Nile's wife.  And they now are chasing us. Which leads us to our current situation.

   "E-eren, instead of riding these horses, i could just ride you." I said seductively.

   "Mikasa you ride ride my titan l-later. The wiggles after us." He said pointing behind us. The scene was changing. We were now running from the wiggles and they were rollerskating. And we weren't riding horses anymore. We were riding flying stillborns. This my friend, is the best day of the year.