An American tourist ride on a boat in, Agusan River.
Tourist: Do u know Biology,
Psychology, Geology?
Boatman: Sorry Sir, I do'nt know.
Tourist: What d hell do u know? U
will die of illiteracy!
Later on d boat, had a leak & started to sink.
Boatman: Do u know Swimology &
Escapology from
Crocodiology?
Tourist: No!
D Boatman smiled & said:
Well today u'll Lomosology
& Crocodiology will eat ur
Bodylogy. I will not
Helpology & u'll Dieology!
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