Dear Diary,
This will be my last ever diary entry. I love writing about the dull things in my life, but it is a fact that it brings me no solid benefits. I can't make friends over a diary — on the contrary, I've been teased about being the only person my age who still keeps one — and everyone nowadays writes about their life on an online blog for the entire world to see. Privacy is a thing of the past.
I've decided that's what I'm going to do. Everyone in school uses a website called Tumblr for their blogs. I don't know much about it, but I heard it's not like having a proper blog. Actually, I think I'm gonna make my blog right now.
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I have absolutely no idea how to use that fucking website. What's a reblog? I feel so stupid having to Google everything.
It's basically reposting something from another blog... reblog. Ha-ha.
This site makes no sense – I thought blogs were for documenting your life? Why are there so many posts unrelated to people's daily lives?
This is possibly the worst last diary entry of all diary entries.
Why does a badly drawn photo of a crying frog keep popping up?
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