I was tagged by @fallen_tear to answer thirteen of her questions, and to tell you thirteen things about myself. I can sum myself up in one, boring, and I am useless in answering questions, but not wishing to seem a boor, I have thought deeply, and come up with thirteen things about a subject I am sure you will find deeply educational. Sheep.
1) Sheep are apolitical.
2) Sheep are very friendly, if you approach them properly.
3) Sheep do not expect you to meet their family.
4) Sheep do not expect you to be nice to their Grannies. (Usually known as Mutton)
5) Sheep do not try to change your dress style. (Except for woollies)
6) Sheep do not mind if you come home drunk. (As long as you are quiet)
7) Sheep do not Ram the latest soap story lines down your throat.
8) Sheep do not try to make you eat healthily. (They do object to you eating Lamb)
9) Sheep do not complain if you have lost your job. (They do get pissed off if you lose your way)
10) Never tell a sheep that your girlfriend's name is Mary.
11) Sheep are not racist. (Even the Black ones.)
12 Sheep are not monogamous. (Come on, own up.)
13) Sheep do not do tag its.
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Owain Glyn
I tag the following to see if they can better this: @JayVictor @Shimaira @J.D.Marcano StevenClapp
