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I have been tagged by @studiouslady01 @cutedaisy19 @1137xyz So any responsibility to be assumed for what you find below is theirs, and theirs alone.

A) I am Allergic to Royalty, Politicians, and tax collectors, so I only eat them sparingly, and on special occasions.

B) Bravery is only skin deep, and in my case, I prefer it to be someone else's skin.

C) One of my greatest weaknesses is Cake, my last will and testament requests that I be buried in a very large chocolate eclair.

D) Dogs are my favourite animals, next to sheep.

E) Enough is sufficient, except when we are discussing cakes, or sheep.

F) A Friend in need is a bloody nuisance.

G)  Growing pains are a complete myth, I never felt a thing until my speedos split.

H) My surname is Hockey, and yes, I have heard all the jokes.

I) Income tax is for those who are lucky enough to have an income.

J) Jericho is in need of skilled bricklayers. No one named Joshua need apply.

K) Klingons are not real!!

L)  Lawyers are leeches.

M) I loved my Mummy so much that I wrapped her in bandages and I keep her in the cellar.

N) Neighbours are not next to Godliness.

O) Opportunities do not knock.

P) Politicians make good Alligator food.

Q) Where money is concerned, quantity always beats quality.

R) Rarely do I write anything worth reading.

S) There is no safety in numbers, get a gun.

T) I prefer trustfund to trust.

U) Underwear is for those expecting to be run over by buses.

V) I fell in love with Victoria, but it is difficult to have sex with a railway station.

W) Which way is west?

X) Xrays are for voyeurs.

Y) Yogi bear does not live in Yellowstone park.

Z) Zebras are my favourite animals, next to sheep.

Well, that was easy. :)))))))

I tag @sloanranger @fallen_tear

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Owain Glyn

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