After that whole thing we decided to go out to eat. Roxanne tells us to change because we got dirty when we went on our walk. (Outfit above sweatshirt is tied around waist)
"Hey Lenny remember when we'd come here late at night, after we got wasted?" Dad asks. Lenny shh's him.
"What's wasted?" Donna asks.
"Uh wanted is uh. It happens, when you have a hankering for ice cream." Lenny says.
"Ooo I wanna get wasted!" Andre says while standing up. Ty and I share a look trying not to laugh.
"I wanna get totally wasted!" Charlotte says.
"I wanna get wasted every single day of my life!" Donna says.
"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" Becky yells.
"No you don't need to get wasted honey. It's okay." Roxanne tells her. The waitress comes over to take our order.
"Ok I'm gonna make this simple. I'll take 17 burgers and fries, and uh that'll be for me. What are you guys having?" Eric asks. Making all of us laugh.
"Yeah that's for everybody. Do me a favor and put it on that." Eric tells the waitress as he hands her his card.
"Oh you don't have to do that." Lenny tells him.
"I'm not gonna have any hamburgers. I'll have some meatloaf, some calzone, but with marinera on the side, with some corn on the cob or whatever you got." Mama tells her. I raise an eyebrow at her. Damn that women can eat.
"What are you doing, the electric chair?" Dad asks her.
"What?" She asks
"No he's just kidding Henry the 8th." Lenny says. I smile at them.
"She's eating for two. Her and tobo cop." Kurt says and I giggle at his bunion joke.
"Actually they have some bunion rings if you want." Lenny tells Mama.
"That was a good one Lenny!" Deanna says. We all laugh until the waitress speaks.
"So how about some drinks?" She asks us.
"Hey I said I'm paying so take it easy on that." Eric says.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. We an drink whatever we want. I'll start it off, I'll have Coke, I know Donna's going to have Sprite and Bean's good with milk obviously." Eric says and I look over to see Sally breast feeding Bean.
"I want cookies!" Bean says.
"Oo cookies and milf." Dad says
"Milf? Oh Higgins thank you so much." Sally sad and covers herself.
"Take it easy Higgins, hey tuck it away sweetie." A jealous Eric says. Greg turns around to the waitress.
"I'll take a flat water Voss." Greg says to her. Oh boy here we go.
"What?" The waitress asks.
"You know Voss, or Fiji if you don't have Voss." Greg says to her.
"You know anything you got is good." Lenny says.
"We have out of the faucet." The waitress told him. I put my head in my arms on the table.
"Like from the hose?" Greg asks. I lift my head up.
"It's tap water dummy. Tap water." I tell Greg.
"I like your kid." Lenny tells dad.
"What county's that from?" Keithie asks.
"Rich people." I mutter while rolling my eyes.
"Oh my god just get him the water. We're done talking about water, tap water." Lenny says annoyed.
"Uh I'll go get the Voss from-" The nanny starts to say but gets cut off by Lenny.
"Oh no you just sit down. Study the menu, the big test is coming up."
Then Kurt started to talk to the nanny in Chinese. She said something back and Deanne gave him a look.
"I'm sorry what now?" She asks him.
"Oh he said they have the best burgers in town here." The nanny told her.
"Oh did he? Since when do you know how to speak Chinese?" Deanne asks her husband(Kurt).
"Just a little something I picked up watching the Chinese cooking show." He tells her.
"Oh that's great. Maybe you should pay a little less attention on the talking, and more on the cooking." She says to him.
I snicker and Mama tells him that he got told.
"Well you got toed." Kurt quips back. Bean looks at Roxanne.
"Mommy can I have some of her milk?" Bean asks his mom.
Greg and I start talking about stuff we like and stuff we don't, when we heard someone on the intercom.
"Rematch I dare ya." Someone says and we look over to see Lenny talking to one of the cooks.
After we all eat I go with Charlie to play some arcade games.
"So what is really going on between you and Greg?" She asks me. I groan in annoyance.
"I don't know, I mean I like him but he leaves tomorrow." I tell her.
"Aha so you do admit it!" Andre says while jumping out behind me. I Yelp and smack his arm.
"Andre don't do that!" I tell him.
He laughs at me and we continue to play the arcade games. From the corner of my eye I see Roxanne stand up, throw her napkin on the table and stomp away. I see Lenny go after her. I shrug it off and continue to play arcade games.
