ANALDESTROYER100: Em, I lost somethin.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Um, okay? why're you telling me this you live like 70 miles away. I doubt I've seen what you've lost.
ANALDESTROYER100: no no, not like that. I mean, Ive LOST something. Like, something important.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Ummmm okkaaaaayy??
ANALDESTROYER: My V card Emm. I lost my V CARD.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: I am like seriously so confuzzled.
ANALDESTROYER: Omfg Em. I. Had. Sex.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: OH EM FRICKING G!!!!!!!! so you finally did Jennifer huuuuhhh??? ;)
ANALDESTROYER: Stfu Emily, but yeas. I did.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: When?
ANALDESTROYER: tuesday, after school, she came over and we fucked.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: I thought you were grounded from when your mum found y'all sucking face last weekend?
ANALDESTROYER: Yea but she wasn't home so yea
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: ahhhh I see, kinky ;)
ANALDESTROYER: stfu Emily
EMILYLOVESPANADS: So, I must ask. Curiosity is my greatest sin.....Did you, or did you not, live up to your name?
ANALDESTROYER: ???
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Is her anus totally destroyed ANALDESTROYER?? xDD
ANALDESTROYER has left the chat
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: OI! I was just kidding!
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: haha really though, will she be fuck-able again???
