EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Dude.
ANALDESTROYER: What.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: I did the frick-frack
ANALDESTROYER: ???
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: you know, the FRICK-FRACK.
ANALDESTROYER: are you high?
ANALDESTROYER: if so, where can I get what you're on.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Im not high Luke, I did the frick-frack paddy-whack today, just thought you'd want to know.
ANALDESTROYER: You're definitely high.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: I
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: HAD
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: SEX.
ANALDESTROYERL: you call sex a frick-frack paddy-whack????
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: yes, because why not.
ANALDESTROYER: Aight, with whom did you frick-frack with?
EMILYLOVESPANDAS:....Ryan Harris
ANALDESTROYER: ....Not me??
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: I think you would know if I had sex with you.
ANALDESTROYER: Yea tru, but you didn't even ask me first? Ryan Harris?? Plz Em, I could do SOOOO much better than him.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: lol i doubt that ;)
ANALDESTROYER: ....
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Is sex painful for you the first time? Cuz it's been like 4 hours and Im sore af.
ANALDESTROYER: Not for me, no
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: that is so unfair, guys just feel this immense pleasure and girls are getting their genitals demolished.
ANALDESTROYER: *shrug*
ANALDESTROYER: I'm coming over
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: What?
ANALDESTROYER: On my way.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: No fricking way, I am in pain, can barely spread my legs, I am staying in bed watching movies.
ANALDESTROYER: Well I'll watch movies with you
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: Luke I swear to god
ANALDESTROYER: Too late I'm on my way. I'll be there by 6:30 by latest.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: UUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH dipshit.
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: making me get dressed and have to leave bed. *grumble grumble*
ANLADESTROYER: Hey you don't have to get dressed ;))))
EMILYLOVESPANDAS: yeah I'm in enough pain already without your sense of humor.
seen 5:49pm
I log off my computer and groan. The pain between my legs was excruciating, and the hickeys on my breasts and neck were painful to the touch. I drag my legs off the mountain of blankets piled on my bed and slowly pull on some sweat pants. I'm not even gonna try to do underwear right now.
Hobbling out into the empty kitchen I pour myself a cup of luke-warm coffee, and chug it black. My family had gone out of town for the day, and I had had the house to myself. When Ryan asked me if I wanted to hang out, I agreed, not really knowing what he meant by "hang out". well, Maybe I had, Ryan Harris has been my crush since freshman year. My stare-awkwardly-at-him-hoping-he'll-notice-me crush. We'd hung out before sure, but today was the first time either of us had ever made a move.
