Chapter 2: Witch Doctor
Staring: Tenth Doctor and You
You couldn’t stop laughing. No matter how hard you tried or whatever you thought about, the laughter wouldn’t not cease. You fell over onto the cold metal floor while grabbing at your hurting stomach. Why was everything so funny? Why was everything so blurry? Why was…a tall blue mountain suddenly right in front of you?
“Why are you laughing?” The mountain asked. But it wasn’t a mountain, it was the Doctor. The tall handsome, crazy Doctor.
“I-I don’t know!” You kept grabbing at your stomach as the tears kept flowing.
The Doctor gave a worried face then took out his sonic screwdriver. He then began to scan you all over until his concerned expression turned angry. “Did you eat the wild berries from the Sontaran Garden?!”
“Maybe.” You laughed harder knowing that you had in fact eaten a lot of them.
He groaned, “Those berries are-uh…you’re…”
“What?”
“Drugged really.”
“What?!”
“Yes, you are high right now.”
You cracked up laughing even more. The Doctor sighed and put away his sonic.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Red lights and a blaring alarm flashed through the hallway you were in.
“They know we’re here, we have to go!”
“Okey-dokey.” You tried to stand up but got dizzy and tumbled back down.
“God, you ate a lot didn’t you?” The Doctor asked while helping you up. You just gave a weak nod. The laughing had stopped but was now replaced by nausea and dizziness.
The Doctor picked you up and put you over his shoulder. “Doctor?” You asked.
“Yes?”
“Why don’t you change your name to Witch Doctor?”
“What?” He began to fast walk through the hallways and corridors trying to look for an exit.
“Well people always ask your name and you say Doctor. But if you say Witch Doctor they’ll never question you, cause you know…Witch Doctors are scary.”
“Okay, time to be quiet now, I’m trying to think.”
You stopped talking and instead looked around. It was quite weird being behind the Doctor. Behind…he had a nice behind.
“Doctor?”
“What?!” He snapped.
“There are big potato men right behind us.”
The Doctor glance behind him to see a group of Sontarans just turning into the hallway. They noticed you and the Doctor right away.
“Hi, Potato Men.” You waved.
“There she is! There’s the girl who ate our fruit!” The lead Potato pointed.
“I’m sorry, so sorry. I didn’t know you guys were good with cranberry sauce.”
They paused with a confused look on their face, but then they understood the joke. “Get them!”
The Doctor then took off running down the hallway as the shot lasers at you. “Run Witch Doctor, run!”
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Living With The Doctor
Short StoryThese are some of the stories that were never told while you were traveling with the Doctor. Some nice, some funny, and some just wrong! Warning: Some of the content is a bit strong.
