The Moaning's Of A Teenage Girl

Foood

Hello Everyone! Im so very sorry that i haven't been on for a few weeks, ive been quite busy with school and all that shit but its almost half term THANK THE LORD so i should hopefully be a bit more active over the next week or so :)

ALSO thankyou so so so sooooo much for almost 600 reads like what the hell thats crazy! i lavvvvv y'all very much :)

Okay, lets continue on with this rant.
So Food.... Gotta admit i do love food, there is no denying it, i look forward to most meals and i just love the creativity and all that kinda stuff. BUT WHY DOES MOST FOOD HAVE TO BE SO BAD FOR YOU? why cant i just sit here with my chips and ice cream and not get fat? hmm

also im not the tallest person so i find that i can put weight on easier - BUT THEN THERES ALWAYS THOSE PEOPLE WHO EAT THE WHOLE RUSSIAN POPULATION AND DONT GAIN ANY WEIGHT, HOW? i mean, don't get me wrong, if you are one of those people great, go you, why not go and eat 42 tubs of Ben & Jerry's or 27 Terry's Chocolate Oranges , or just your entire family? (i don't recommend any of those things by the way - they all may result in death, or diabetes)

And trying to be healthy, for me, is something that only lasts for a mere two hours (5 if its a good day). The other day i got home from school and ate a carrot FUN STORY.
And then theres those people who are such clean eaters and i just find those people so cool, like i wanna be like them cause they really seem to have their lives together buT I LOVE UNHEALTHY FOOD TOO MUCH.

To be honest im guilty of eating when im not hungry, i literally eat all of the time, for example :
if im bored
if im tired
when im doing my homework (to make it more bearable)
when im watching tv
when im flying to mars
BASICALLY I EAT ALL OF THE TIME

AT MY FUNERAL I'LL SIT UP OUT OF MY COFFIN AND INTERRUPT MY OWN FUNERAL BECAUSE I'LL BE HUNGRY.

Also when people ask me my favourite food, i never know how to answer, i think that if you were to ask that question you should have to be more specific YOU CANT JUST STRAIGHT OUT ASK ME WHAT MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS BITCH, you have to ask of which category for example:

EG.
Sweet Things:
(sub categories) -
Cake
Sweets
Chocolate
Pies/Tarts
Ice Cream
Other

Savoury Things :
etc....
Main Meals :
etc...

THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS THE WAY FORWARD, bare it in mind next time you ask someone their favourite food

AND IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT YOU EAT TOO MUCH, JUST EAT THEM TOO (I'm full of great advice)

I WOULD ALSO LOVE ABS BUT I LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH and thats okay guys you don't have to have the body of a Victoria Secret model to be 'perfect,' personally i'd much rather have a Victoria sponge cake, WHO IS WITH ME?

Hope y'all enjoyed this... have a good day/night :) xox