Nose hairs and luke korns

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"So today guys I'm gonna be talking about nose hair!" He said.
"They're weird, and they're icky, just like my ex girlfriend HAHAHA! I'm just kidding around gu-" and that's when we jumped on him.
"Let me go!!! What the heck is wrong with you?" He yelled.
"LUKEY WOOKEY WILL BE MY HUSBAND!" I yelled.
"BRYONNA HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE I HANDCUFF HIM!"
Where did I get the hand cuffs you ask? Well I'll tell you some other time, let's just say the last time I kidnapped a youtuber, the cops came and a little fight broke out.
So ANYWAYS, back to the story!
I handcuffed him and we rode a cab back to my house with him sitting in the middle seat the entire time. "Driver! Help me! I'm being kidnapped by these two lunatics!"
He screamed. "Welcome to marriage buddy." The driver said.
We all laughed and I said: "Well... I AM his bride to be!"
"Wait what?" Said Luke.

This would be the best marriage ever.

(Next chapter)

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