Unconventional Friendship

Chapter 1 - Day 1

Costume Changes, popcorn mishaps, and a dance party

~Dipper is just waking up after having a Bill enter his dreams the night before. He bolts up in fear from the nightmare, cursing the demon's name.~

Dipper:

BILL!

~His breath shudders.~

Ah, that damn demon!

You ditch me in the snow last night but then make a grand entrance into in my dreams! Can't you just give it a rest...

Bill:

Why hello Pinetree! You called?

Dipper:

AHHH!

~Scrambling to shield himself, the only thing at his apparent disposal is his galaxy patterned comforter which he promptly pulls over his face.~

You're everywhere! I was just being melodramatic. Go away.

~Says the pile of talking blankets.~

Bill:

Oh, is that all you wanted?

How boring. I get cursed all the time. Part of the job description, really.

Dipper:

~He uncovers his face to address the geometric figure.~

I don't have time for your pestering, Bill!

I have a life, unlike some people. Er, triangles.

Bill:

Heh, whatever, Pinetree. I just dropped by to say hello.

You were the one who called me, after all.

And hey, I've had a life for longer than you can even comprehend!

As for sleeping though, heh, I don't actually need to sleep...

Anyways, did you like the dream I sent you, my pet? And of course the guest appearance by this hunk of magic right here.

Dipper:

~sweat drops~

~deadpan~

I'm just radiating excitement.

Bill:

Oh good!

It didn't take a long time for you to find my trap, even though I hid it so well. Although I must say, your dreamscape is one of the more organized I've seen. I hope you appreciate the work I'm putting in for this! It didn't scaaaaare you, did it?

~smirks~

Dipper:

~looks away~

Not a chance.

Considering the dreams I got years ago from just thinking about you, these are fine.

Ugh, you were just adding to my already long list of the terrors of being a tween.

Bill:

Hehe, and you were adding to my lovely collection of puppets! It really was a win win!

Dipper:

Except you lost. And I suppose that ever since we banished you back to the dreamscape you haven't gotten any new puppets. Pity.

Bill:

And a fiiiine job of banishing you did, it only took a few years for me to come back.