(1) new chat:
x.kylo ren.x: phasma u ignorant bean wake up
x.kylo ren.x: phasmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
x.kylo ren.x: !!!!phasma: what the fuck it's like three in the morning
x.kylo ren.x: it's two in the afternoon
phasma: i'll fight you kyle ron
x.kylo ren.x: i feel attacked.....,,!
x.kylo ren.x: but ANYWAYS,,,, i have a dilemma
x.kylo ren.x: about an attractive malephasma: i already told you that all ur problems would be solved if you stopped sucking dick so much
x.kylo ren.x: i didn't ask for this abuse??? u are such a bad friend
x.kylo ren.x: i totally wouldn't suck ur dickphasma: i'm hurt
x.kylo ren.x: ugh whatever
x.kylo ren.x: ok so his name is hux
x.kylo ren.x: and he's hot and ginger and he has an accent ffs phasma aN ACCENTphasma: oh shit
phasma: this is seriousx.kylo ren.x: I NEED UR HELP PHASMA. IM A HOPELESS FUCKBOY.
mitaka :): hey guys ;))))
phasma: wtf mitaka where were you when i had to deal with this emo pissbaby
mitaka :): i don't like drama phasma
mitaka :): u know im sensitive
mitaka :): 👽👽👽👽x.kylo ren.x: UR NOT HELPING MITAKA
mitaka :): hey kyle <3
mitaka :): i say u should suck ginger boy's dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)phasma: mitaka
phasma: mitaka nomitaka :): y e s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
x.kylo ren.x: GUYS!!!
x.kylo ren.x: PLS!!!
x.kylo ren.x: NO ONE GETS ME¿phasma: oh my god
phasma: shut up and go listen to my chemical romance or smth
phasma: gerard way will tell you the answersx.kylo ren.x: very funny phasma
x.kylo ren.x: theyre a serious bAND OKAY FIGBT MEmitaka :): i like danger days
x.kylo ren.x: fake fan
x.kylo ren.x: everyone knows that their best album is three cheers for sweet revenge
x.kylo ren.x: bUT PHASMA TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT WITH SOMEONEphasma: i need better friends jfc
phasma: go ask rey for help, xX_kyle ron_Xx. i don't know how to flirt
phasma: as for you mitaka, idk go cry or somethingmitaka:): already on it. bye kyle :))))
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alright. chatroom au. i am a sinner.
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Fanfictionkylux chatroom au; kylo's a pissbaby, phasma is done with life, mitaka is. an enigma, and hux isn't quite sure how he got dragged into this