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(1) new chat:

x.kylo ren.x: phasma u ignorant bean wake up
x.kylo ren.x: phasmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
x.kylo ren.x: !!!!

phasma: what the fuck it's like three in the morning

x.kylo ren.x: it's two in the afternoon

phasma: i'll fight you kyle ron

x.kylo ren.x: i feel attacked.....,,!
x.kylo ren.x: but ANYWAYS,,,, i have a dilemma
x.kylo ren.x: about an attractive male

phasma: i already told you that all ur problems would be solved if you stopped sucking dick so much

x.kylo ren.x: i didn't ask for this abuse??? u are such a bad friend
x.kylo ren.x: i totally wouldn't suck ur dick

phasma: i'm hurt

x.kylo ren.x: ugh whatever
x.kylo ren.x: ok so his name is hux
x.kylo ren.x: and he's hot and ginger and he has an accent ffs phasma aN ACCENT

phasma: oh shit
phasma: this is serious

x.kylo ren.x: I NEED UR HELP PHASMA. IM A HOPELESS FUCKBOY.

mitaka :): hey guys ;))))

phasma: wtf mitaka where were you when i had to deal with this emo pissbaby

mitaka :): i don't like drama phasma
mitaka :): u know im sensitive
mitaka :): 👽👽👽👽

x.kylo ren.x: UR NOT HELPING MITAKA

mitaka :): hey kyle <3
mitaka :): i say u should suck ginger boy's dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

phasma: mitaka
phasma: mitaka no

mitaka :): y e s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

x.kylo ren.x: GUYS!!!
x.kylo ren.x: PLS!!!
x.kylo ren.x: NO ONE GETS ME¿

phasma: oh my god
phasma: shut up and go listen to my chemical romance or smth
phasma: gerard way will tell you the answers

x.kylo ren.x: very funny phasma
x.kylo ren.x: theyre a serious bAND OKAY FIGBT ME

mitaka :): i like danger days

x.kylo ren.x: fake fan
x.kylo ren.x: everyone knows that their best album is three cheers for sweet revenge
x.kylo ren.x: bUT PHASMA TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT WITH SOMEONE

phasma: i need better friends jfc
phasma: go ask rey for help, xX_kyle ron_Xx. i don't know how to flirt
phasma: as for you mitaka, idk go cry or something

mitaka:): already on it. bye kyle :))))

x.kylo ren.x has left the chat.
mitaka :) has left the chat.

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