(2) new chats:
rey is gay: poe pOe POE POE POE
poe damn-eron: what
rey is gay: hOT TALL BLONDE FRIEND ASKED ME OUT!!!!1!1!
rey is gay: sHe caLLED ME SWeetHearT!!¿
poe damn-eron: yEs
poe damn-eron: IVE NEVER MET TALL HOT BLONDE FRIEND BUT I SHIP IT
poe damn-eron: !!!!!!!!
rey the gay: i'm invitign finn he mustt know !!!.,!.
finny finn has been invited to the chat
finny finn: lol hey guys what's up
poe damn-eron: !!!?!?!!!!!
rey the gay: aaaaAAAAAAAAA
finny finn: um
finny finn: is this a bad time
rey the gay: hOT TaLL frEnd asKED ME OUT
finny finn: that's maRVELOUS
finny finn: HOLY FRICK
poe damn-eron: i love it when u use big words :))
finny finn: thanks babe <3
rey the gay: wait no
rey the gay: this is about me guys stop being romantic and start being happy for m e !
poe damn-eron: ok
poe damn-eron: uR GOING OUT WITH HOT TALL BLONDE FRIEND
finny finn: !!!!!!
finny finn: i aM Exite and Happy™
rey the gay: SAME
poe damn-eron: !!!
finny finn: !!!!
rey the gay: !!!!!
poe damn-eron: so
finny finn: so
rey the gay: ....
rey the gay: hey u guys want mcdonalds or smth
finny finn: yeah sure
poe damn-eron: alright
rey the gay: meet u guys at my place in five
finny finn: 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
finny finn: 😉😉😉😉
poe damn-eron: see u soon girl <3
finny finn has signed off
poe damn-eron has signed off
rey the gay has signed off
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mitaka :): hello darkness
the void: mitaka please
mitaka :): my
mitaka :): old
mitaka :): friend
the void: stop
mitaka :(: i feel that as an emotionally compromised teenage boy,,,,,.,
mitaka :(: i should b able to express my feelings through song without getting judged
the void: did u just put a sad face in ur user
mitaka :(: y e s
the void: ur so fuckign weird jfc
the void: why r u speaking to me
mitaka :(: well get this kyle
mitaka :(: i saw ur boi @ starbucks which was pretty basic but ok
mitaka :(: so i went up and asked him if he knew a certain ben solo
the void: no
the void: oh god u talked to him
the void: tHIS IS WHY I HATE U MITAKA
mitaka :(: and he was like "oh yes that hot guy from the library"
mitaka :(: he didn't even have glasses on so he must either be blind or have rlly low standards
mitaka :(: both of which r good for u
the void: hE CALLED ME HOT
the void: words can hurt mitaka
the void: HE CALLED ME HOT OH MY FUCKNG GOD
the void: DID HE SAY ANYTHING ELSe??????¿¿¿¿
mitaka :(: i was like "yeah im friends with him he's cool and shit ;)))))"
mitaka :(: i was lying but anyway
mitaka :(: he told me he wanted 2 ask u out but he wasn't sure if u liked him
the void: wHat thE FrIck
the void: i need to work on my emotional skills
mitaka :(: i know a few therapists man im here for u
the void: HE WANTS TO ASK ME OUT!!!
the void: !!!!!!!! i want to The Die
the void: i mUST ASK HIM OUT I MUST DO IT I MUST
mitaka :(: does this mean u will finally love me benjamin
the void: yes bro
the void: ur the light of my life bro
mitaka :(: bro
the void: bro
mitaka <3: i changed my user to a heart for u bro
mitaka <3: no homo tho
mitaka <3: iM GONNA PUNCH A WALL
the void: ur stupid mitaka
the void: lol gtg cry for ten years
the void: i love u in the Straightest way possible bro
mitaka <3: ily in the Straight way too bro
mitaka <3: no homo?
the void: no homo.
mitaka <3 has signed off.
the void has signed off.
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okay okay this is stupid but idk this is fun to write
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Fanfictionkylux chatroom au; kylo's a pissbaby, phasma is done with life, mitaka is. an enigma, and hux isn't quite sure how he got dragged into this
