(2) new chats:
finny finn: hey rey
rey the gay: STOP MAKING OUT WITH POE SO WE CAN LEAVE
poe damn-eron: woah hey guys im right here
rey the gay: im gonna fight the both of u i swear
finny finn: (ง'̀-'́)ง
poe damn-eron: we'll be out in like a few seconds rey chill
rey the gay: wait poe
rey the gay: poe dameron i need ur help with something
poe damn-eron: ...
poe damn-eron: what is it child
rey the gay: u know hux?? hot rich guy from the library that u know
finny finn: oh yeah he is hot
poe damn-eron: fiiiinnn :((
poe damn-eron: also yeah i know him
finny finn: sorry babe
rey the gay: i need u to set him and ben up
rey the gay: pls poe ben needs this
poe damn-eron: ur helping ben??? is this really u??
rey the gay: yes it's me u dolt
rey the gay: he's setting me up with his hot and tall friend phasma
rey the gay: she's really hot and tall
finny finn: we noticed
poe damn-eron: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rey the gay: SHUT UP POE
rey the gay: r u gonna help ben or not???
poe damn-eron: sure yeah
poe damn-eron: we were the original squad before he went emo and started calling himself kyle or smth.
poe damn-eron: but we'll always be bros at heart u know
finny finn: i know
rey the gay: alright thank you
rey the gay: aLSO HURRY UP LOSERS
finny finn: OKAY :))))))))
poe damn-eron: no promises ;)))
finny finn: :)))))
rey the gay: u guys are so cute
rey the gay: it's g r o s s
finny finn: love u rey <3<3
poe damn-eron: meet u at the car darling :)
rey the gay has signed off
finny finn has signed off
poe damn-eron has signed off
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poe damn-eron: UR IN LOVE WITH HUX
poe damn-eron: also sick new name bro
the void: WHAT NO IM NOT
the void: also thanks bro
the void: BUT IM NOT
poe damn-eron: u totally are omg
poe damn-eron: my emo son has finally found love
the void: im scr eaming..,,.,,
the void: pls poe let me live!!!
poe damn-eron: more like let u love am i right haha ;))))
poe damn-eron: so how did u guys meet, was it cute, did he like u back??????
the void: ugh fine
the void: i was at the library not looking at comic books when i saw him
the void: i asked if i could sit with him an he said yes!!!!
the void: so he sat and we talked and he was so smart and hot and wonderful and i want to Die and descend into Gay Hell™
poe damn-eron: !!!!!
poe damn-eron: THATS SO CUTE OMG AAAAAAHHHH
the void: nO HOW DO I PROCEED POe??? HOW DOES ONE DO THE ROMANCE??!!!???
poe damn-eron: well he's not very romantic...,,,
poe damn-eron: but just talk to him and be articulate and stuff
poe damn-eron: he L o v e s compliments man give him so many of the compliment
poe damn-eron: i'll put in good word for u bro i got u!!!!! straight up
the void: more like gay up ayyyy
poe damn-eron: ayyyyyy
the void: th ank u bro
the void: tysm !!!!¡¡
poe damn-eron: no problem benjamin
the void: uugghh don't call me that
the void: i'll see u later bro
the void: gotta blast!!!!
poe damn-eron: bye!!!!
the void has signed off
poe damn-eron has signed off
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chatrooms » kylux
Fanfictionkylux chatroom au; kylo's a pissbaby, phasma is done with life, mitaka is. an enigma, and hux isn't quite sure how he got dragged into this
