(2) new chats
i <3 hux: hey baby
huxxx: are you serious
huxxx: you're a dorki <3 hux: wow
i <3 hux: i try to show affection and love,,,,
i <3 hux: and i get Attacked,,,..huxxx: lmao that's gay
i </3 hux: ,,,,,,,
i </3 hux: u wanna go on another datehuxxx: yeah okay
huxxx: ill come over to yours this timei </3 hux: how do u know where i live
i </3 hux: have you been stalking me??!.!,!?!!!!!
i </3 hux: tHATS SO SWEEThuxxx: I HAVWNT BEEN STALKING YOU
huxxx: JESUS I JUST GOT IT FROM YOUR HOT SISTERi </3 hux: :(
i </3 hux: hEY DONT TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT YOU STRAIGHT PIECE OF SHIThuxxx: IM NOT STR8 U IDIOT WERE DATING
huxxx: JUST
huxxx: IM ON MY WAYi </3 hux: OKAY
i </3 hux: DONT TEXT WHILE DRIVING PRACTICE ROAD SAFETYhuxxx: FINE
i </3 hux: FINE
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phasma has added i </3 hux and huxxx to the chat
phasma: listen up twinks
phasma: i need to plan a romantic thingy for rey
phasma: and since i have no one else to ask i am asking you shitshuxxx: fukc offf im drivinng
phasma: im gonna be so pissed if i have to hold that last text up in an awareness commercial
i </3 hux: didnt i just fucking tell you to stop texting and driving
huxxx: agsin fucj ofg
phasma: anyways ben help me
its ben i guess: since hux is dead probably i guess i have nothing better to do
its ben i guess: buy her roses or some shit idkphasma: romantic
phasma: why did i choose to be friends with people who have little to no emotionits ben i guess: i have a lot of emotion
its ben i guess: mostly anger,, and im kinda horny sometimeshuxxx: open the door you human disaster
huxxx: also im a ginger? you can't just expect me to feel thingsits ben i guess: can i expect you to feel things??? ;-)))
huxxx: no
its ben i guess: ;-(((
phasma: you're both useless
phasma: im consulting rey's hot friend
phasma: pie or whateverits ben i guess: p i e
huxxx: he won't stop laughing phasma why
phasma: ugh
phasma has left the conversation
its ben i guess: just you and me babe
huxxx: im sitting right next to you quit texting me
huxxx has left the chat
its ben i guess has left the chat
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lmao i haven't updated in forever im so sorry??? i still Love you guys don't doubt me!! updates are just gonna be hella slow (you know that already lmao) <3
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chatrooms » kylux
Fanfictionkylux chatroom au; kylo's a pissbaby, phasma is done with life, mitaka is. an enigma, and hux isn't quite sure how he got dragged into this