people like that Trump;
we don't want Assad either.
Trump will cause trouble;
Assad has already.
We mustn't let them spoil things.
Trouble is they think
they're the best things
since sliced dinosaurs.
Appallingly God does nothing -
time for him to make
two big black holes
where they hang out;
he did it before
and any good comic
would heartily approve-
diplomats need to have done stand-up
instead of all that sitting down.
Disney - do have a dream -
turn Trumps into ducks
and make Assad's folk happy.
