Wear a wonsie
try a toosie
three sets better than twin sets?
ten for tension
a cent for sentries?
Whoppsie for a big one
Whoops a big slip- the broken hip
Silkies for courting
Nineties for forgetting
Selfies save on the cameraman
extinguish entrepreneurs
Queuers - waiting too long.
Who is the greater
the diner or the waiter
and what about the chef?
Who cares what you wear -
make sure you eat well
and damn the designers.
