Hello! This is the first parody I ever wrote. Someone was singing it at our school talent show, and I changed the words of the chorus, trying to explain to my friend that I cannot sing. I sound like a dying sheep. I then went on to write a whole parody. I have too much time and no life... and for the record, i don't like "JB" but I'm pretty fond of pears. Link to the instrumental version of the original song should be in the side bar thingy-majig so you can follow along.
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You would not believe your ears,
If I sounded like Britney Spears,
Cause that shiz is just too much for me
When my voice fills the air,
It shatters eardrums everywhere
I know I can't sing,
But I pretend I'm not aware
I'd like to make myself believe,
That I can sing like a celebrity
It's weird to say I'm in the talent show,
When I sound like a dying sheep
Cause when I do everyone shoots THE LOOK at me
When I sing on stage
They'd send me a thousand roses,
For the all masterpieces I've composes,
But that only happens in my dreams,
Perform a concert here and there,
Dining in more than just underwear,
Watching JB sit and eat a pear
I'd like to make myself believe,
That I can sing like a celebrity
It's weird to say I'm in the talent show,
When I sound like a dying sheep
Cause when I do everyone shoots THE LOOK at me
When I sing on stage
They'll throw rotten tomatoes at me
(Please, take her away from here!)
I admit that I'll have to agree
(Please, take her away from here!)
I know I’ll never have a top 40 hit
(Please, take her AWAY FROM HERE!)
But I'm getting there, bit by bit
I'm sorry, I know I'm not that good,
But maybe I'm just misunderstood
I guess I'll leave and take my guitar as well
I know I'm no Celine Dion,
But there won't be another her for an eon
See! Look at me! I'm dressed up in all neon!
I'd like to make myself believe,
That I can sing like a celebrity
It's weird to say I'm in the talent show,
When I sound like a dying sheep
Cause when I do everyone shoots THE LOOK at me
When I sing on stage
I'd like to make myself believe,
That I can sing like a celebrity
It's weird to say I'm in the talent show,
When I sound like a dying sheep
Cause when I do everyone shoots THE LOOK at me
When I sing on stage
I'd like to make myself believe,
That I can sing like a celebrity
It's weird to say I'm in the talent show,
When I sound like a dying sheep
Here's our next act with Lady Gaga's Paparazzi!
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Parodies
PoetryThis is a collection of parodies I have written. That's all, really. I'll try to put the best instrumental version I can find on youtube up with it, too.
