This one is about the lunches I used to eat with my friends back in grade 8. My friends always stole my chair, and I'd get in trouble for sitting on the floor. They'd steal my food and spill things on me. They'd talk about the most random things. One person's lunch was EVERYONE'S lunch. I suppose it was kind of like a free for all buffet... It's probably what I missed the most going into high school. Also, the whole Titanic thing is how I had never seen the movie, but pretty much every single one of my friend's swore that they'd make me come over and watch it. It turned into a mini competition of Who Can Offer Alicia The Best Movie Watching Experience. Once Scrambled eggs was thrown into the mix, there was no going back. I may or may not have changed certain things to keep identities secret. But not Dea. She put her name up on her profile, so I didn't think it mattered. Yes, I'm talking about The Question Why.
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Nuh uh
Lunch like this
Nuh uh, nuh uh
That's the way it is
'Cause lunch like this
Nu uh, nuh uh
That's the way it is
Let's chill out, the bell just chimed
Kick back, it's finally lunch time
But wait, you stole my chair,
Once more, I'm stuck on the floor
I go, grab my milk carton
I'd drink it, but he's already startin'
And he, stole my cookie, but it's for the best
Obesity's a pest
We're somebody else
'Round everyone else
But when we eat lunch
And steal Dea's fruit punch
Our friendship comes out
And we steal everything from me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make lunch so complicated?
You guys, the way you're
Stealing my orange chair and my food gets me frustrated
In lunches like this you
You sit on the floor
Staring up at everyone else's food
Till you get yelled at, you promise me and promise me
You'll pay me back some day
With Titanic
I threw my apple when you pissed me off
In comes, the teacher with a scoff
He questions the rolling fruit in the hallway
This just ain't my day
Your ice tea took a blow
Dry off, all my soaking clothes
In the bathroom, the place we flee
Don't listen to them, I didn't pee!
We're somebody else
'Round everyone else
But when we eat lunch
And steal Dea's fruit punch
Our friendship comes out
And we steal everything from me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make lunch so complicated?
You guys, the way you're
Stealing my orange chair and my food gets me frustrated
In lunches like this you
You sit on the floor
Staring up at everyone else's food
Till you get yelled at, you promise me and promise me
You'll pay me back some day
With Titanic
(Jack don't die)
With Titanic
(Jack don't die)
Oh Titanic
(Jack don't die)
Ti-itanic
(Jack don't die)
Oh, let's chill out, the bell just chimed
Kick back, it's finally lunch time
But wait, you stole my chair,
Once more, I'm stuck on the floor
We're somebody else
'Round everyone else
But when we eat lunch
And steal Dea's fruit punch
Our friendship comes out
And we steal everything from me
From me
Why'd you have to go and make lunch so complicated?
You guys, the way you're
Stealing my orange chair and my food gets me frustrated
In lunches like this you
You sit on the floor
Staring up at everyone else's food
Till you get yelled at, you promise me and promise me
You'll pay me back some day
With Titanic
Why'd you have to go and make lunch so complicated?
(Jack don't die)
You guys, the way you're
Stealing my orange chair and my food gets me frustrated
In lunches like this you
You sit on the floor
Staring up at everyone else's food
Till you get yelled at, you promise me and promise me
You'll pay me back some day
With Titanic
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Parodies
PoesiaThis is a collection of parodies I have written. That's all, really. I'll try to put the best instrumental version I can find on youtube up with it, too.
