CO-ED (BoyxBoy)

Chapter Five

"I think someone's on their man period," I chuckled.

"Being slightly overdramatic." Finny and I just kept on completing eachother's sentences.

"Whatta jackass." I couldn't help but finish the sentence for her. Damn, detention all because I was feeling up my twin. "Why are we here?" I drawled, clearly annoyed at this sexy son of a bitch. 

"You two are here for questioning, for you really confuse me." He rubbed his temples, then exhaled like an old man. 

"Phoenix, do it now." Why do I let her control me? Oh, wait, it's 'cause I love it. I got up from the desk I was at, and bit my lip nearing the teacher's desk.

"It's not too hard to comprehend. I love my sister, but all the other girls are gross." Hah! I have his attention now. "Wanna know a secret, Mr. Winters?" My voice was nice and low as my lips dropped to his ear. " Finny, tell Maxie I'll be a little late." She nodded, knowing just what I'd be doing.

"Who's Maxie, and where exactly is Phoebe going to?"

Holy frickin fraqk racks, the next seventeen seconds went something like this:

First, he spun his sexy self in that swivel chair.

Wait, hold up, you ever see how fast Superman can fly?? Well, that's about how fast he moved, 'cept he wasn't in tights. Mmm, I wouldn't mind seeing him, and all his Jackassed glory, in tights! Anyway, the thing was he moved fast (that's what she said), then he pinned me to the wall, I could smell his minty fresh breath at the closeness of our faces.

"Shall I scream rape? Mr. Winters?" My teacher looked so evil, like HOLY CRAPPING BANANAS. He looked like a creeper, a mouthwatering one at that.

"We know that you would enjoy it way too much." Oh mah gwash, his face got so close.

"You're such a tease," I breathed.

 "Not as much as you, Phoenix." he bit my ear, and I could not help but whine under his yummiful touch. Something warm and slimy reached round my earring. 

"My name is Fi-aahh-fi." Dammit, the Jackass is probably grinning like an idiot now. 

"We both know you're a boy, whose in a girl's uniform." His hand slide up my skirt! While kepping my mother flipping hands behind my back.

"Jackass," I breathed in his face, enjoying every touch.

"No, it's Andrew. Back to my question: Who is Maxie?" He is rough, it's turning this lava lamp on. His fingers were at the edge of my breifs. "Tell me, now." He tugged.

"H-he's m-my," God, it was hard to talk when a sexy teacher was groping my Oscar Meyer theough my underwear and interrogating me. "S-stop, teacher!" I managed to hoarsely say.

"Now, don't tell your teacher what to do when in this situation."

"He's my butler," I finally let it out. His warm hand let my breifs go. 

"I'm keeping my eyes on you, Phoenix Sweeny. We are the only males in the entire school." Damn bastard left me held high. 

"I'll just have Maxie fix my problem," I giggled. But holy fuck did I run outta there. 

Stupid Finny and her stupid bets. Wonder what my surprise is...