Kylo Ren's Diary.

My version of Valentine's day.

(Based on Kylo Ren when he is in the First Order).

Dear Diary,

Today is Valentine's Day which is the day that I either apologise to my employees/Storm troopers/General Hux for my mistakes or remind them all how thankful I am to have them work for me. It is also the only day that I am generous and nice to people so at least it brings my stress levels down. Some say I only do this because I am a loner  which is kinda true but that's only because I haven't found the right person yet( I have but I'm too shy to ask them out; hint, he is a stress head like me but ginger...). 

One of the employee's sons was in the Storm trooper programme but I killed him. I decided to disguise myself as a radar technician called Matt and give him a card with an apology in it as I felt too guilty to give him the card as Kylo. I have to say, he took it quite well but I bet he's a bit pissed  which is another reason why I put on my disguise. I also bought all the Storm troopers some Darth Vader cookies which I'm sure they'll love as I think they look rather cute. Finally, I gave Hux a box of chocolates, a card and a cute E-wok teddy but I just placed them on his bed as a cute surprise for him to discover~( I put a bouquet of roses on there to but don't tell him). I hope he likes it as I spent the most money on his gifts and spent a good 3 hours planning and writing his card out. He got me an adorable Darth Vader teddy and some delicious chocolates so I made sure his was extra special. God, I'm such a hopeless romantic...