namjoon pov:
'ding! ding! ding! ding!' countless dings were heard, at first i thought it was part of my dream but once i opened my eyes, i noticed it was my phone that kept on ringing. i was probably getting text messages from that website i signed up to get hoes. i thought it didn't work but it might have.
then again it could be iseul. she seemed really excited since i bought her that phone. at the same time though, i'm pretty sure she wouldn't spam me since she's such a shy kid.
either way, getting hoes and iseul is somewhat equally exciting so i reached for my phone on the counter next to my bed.
i squinted my eyes due to the brightness on the phone. i quickly turned the brigthness down because i'm 100% sure i don't want to loose my eyesight. gotta check them hoes out.
soon i realized i got up for no reason. it was none other than the annoying bitch; jihyeon. my blood was practically boiling now. it was like 13:00 am in the morning. i don't have time for this stupid nonsense. so annoying.
i mentally scoffed, because i know you're probably like 'didn't he just say he had to check them hoes out?' and yes you are correct. jihyeon though, is not a hoe, she is a dirty skank. oops i guess it slipped.
jibitch: namjoon!
jibitch: namjoonie!!!
jibitch: wake up nammie!!
jibitch: i want you namjoon!
jibitch: we can set something up, and maybe do stuff ;-)
jibitch: fine ignore me
jibitch: rude namjoon. guess i'll go ask your dumb friend jimin instead.
see what i mean, skank! what does she even want from me?? im just some innocent boy. lmao yeet, what am i talking about. i laugh at myself all the time.
well since i'm already awake then might as well do something productive.
with that i turned on my lamp and then plopped myself back on my bed and stared at the ceiling which had a poster of an american blonde girl with a red bikini on. i slid my hand in my pants ready to wank.
then i noticed, that's not productive. ugh! this is why you dont wake me up! after im awake, i cant go back to sleep.
then a brilliant idea poppped in my head. i'm going to facetime iseul if she's awake. i quickly grabbed my phone excited to see if she would answer.
after three rings i saw iseul's face pop in the screen. she looked so cute and so fluffy. i wanted to grab her through the screen and caress her.
"isuel!! hi! you're awake?!" i spoke. i heard her slightly gasp. she was tapping the screen vigorously.
"i thought namjoon couldn't talk. he's just a picture." she whispered to herself. awh how cute! my heart is beating like 499383 beats per second.
"no. iseul i can see you. you can see me too. we're chatting on the phone, face to face." i explained to her.
she face palmed her head then made an o with her lips. suddenly her phone dropped and it went black.
a few second later i could hear her legit screaming.
"YAH! SUMI STOP BITING MY SHOES! NO NO NO!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WHEREVER YOU ARE!" i was so confused but i'm pretty sure that's the first time i've heard her speak so loud.
then she appeared on the screen agan with a white fluff ball in her hands. i squealed at the cuteness, it was a dog. it was so smol and tiny and it looked so soft, i wanted to pet it.
