iseul pov:
well honeslty i never thought that my pooping problems would come back. it hit me in the worst time too.
i was having fun riding my bike then my stomach was like 'jjzjdslurp' and i was like 'why stomach why' and my stomach was like 'you gotta'.
i was going to go to my apartment to use the bathroom but that shit couldn't wait to come out of my ass hole. i hate my lfie. the worst part isn't even that i told namjoon i had to poop.
the worst part is that, i was fucking pooping in a disgusting public restroom. i knew i shouldn't have eaten this much but man food is life and life is food, there's no way i could pass up free samples.
shouldn't have went down the outdoor market place. regrets man, regrets.
either way, now i'm sitting on the fucking disgusting toilet where everybodies ass has sat on while shitting my life away.
"fuckb!" i said as i was clutching my phone tightly. i almost got scared because i felt a vibration coning from my hands then noticed it was my phone and almost dropped it.
plus, i didn't even buy this phone so that shit would have sucked so much because i'm pretty sure i wouldn't get a new one.
geico lizard: iseul, are you okay?
geico lizard: you've been in there for
like 20 minutes now.
geico lizard: do you need help?
geico lizard: actually i'm kind sorta
maybe teeny weeny bit scared of the dark and its getting dark out.
me: teeny weeny is what i call your dick! OoOooOooOo burn, im on fiRE
me: actually it was diarrhea and it hurts so....,,,,,,, might take a while.
me: don't be a pussy.
geico lizard: great, now i know we can have an honest relationship.
geico lizard: and i thot ur were shy , but wHERE??!
me: thot
i wish i could have a normal life, but i live the hustle life. do you hear me sigh all the way from seoul, south korea, 8:66 pm, in the starbucks bathroom?
i am 394939% sure that there were a lot of people banging on the door earlier, trying to use the bathroom too but i think i occupied it a little too long.
plus, where's the worker at? did they not care either? HA me when i work honeslty.
might as well just get out now, i think im done with my poops. i grabbed some raspy toilet paper that they provided here and wiped. after that i flushed and noticed it wasn't going down. well um,, guess i clogged up the toilet.
anyways i washed my hands with a LOT of soap and i scrubbed all my germs off. then i grabbed a paper towl and dried my hands off and innocently walked out of the restroom. then i dasi run run run outta there.
anyone who goes in there next is in for a big surprise. i exited the premises of starbucks never wanting to return again.
