A collection of Billdip

Dream chacer

Bill liked to watch people sleep. It sounded creepy but he had a reason to. He loved to observe the mortal dreams. He would even mess with them once in a while. But mostly he just stayed in his throne looking down at the Earth and seeing the most different of dreams.
One day, there was this one kid that grasped his attention. It was this seven year old kid with a shared bedroom with his sister. Sister's dream was pretty normal but not his. He was dreaming about a port fair. The kind that has attractions, kids with cotton candy and several little tents with people selling useless stuff. However, it took a turn for the stranger. All the people and salesmen where mystical creatures. Some from such dark corners of the universe that Bill wasn't sure if any other human being knew of their existence. He got intrigued.
Bill entered in the boy's dream in his human form. Wearing a yellow suit, eye-patch covering his right eye, his usual bowtie and top hat, a black shirt underneath, black gloves, black pants and combat boots. He clapped his hands and a little tent appeared next to him just as the boy was getting closer.
"Hey kid! Do you like mystery?" Bill said jumping in front of the little boy.
The little human shook his head looking at Bill with awe.
"So I should have something for you. But first tell me what is your name?"
"Dipper Pines."
The name made Bill have a quick vision of the future. This kid would defeat him. And this kid was related to the man that would "change the world", in other words help him screw the world up. He was a piece in Bill's little wheel of names.
"Pine tree." He whispered looking at the boy.
The boy took no notice and just walked over to the table that was full of hardcover books with six and five golden fingers on them.
"Wow these look cool!"
"Sorry, Pine tree, you are not ready for these yet."
"My name is not Pine tree."
"No don't be ridiculous. Your symbol is."
"You speak funny." Dipper said laughing.
"Do you want to know a secret, Pine tree?"
"Dipper" the little boy corrected.
"Do you want to know it or not kid?"
"I do."
Bill looked around pretending to see if anyone was listening, but he knew that he was in a dream and anyone that listened would only be Dipper listening.
"One day, you are going to grow and meet most of the creatures you see in this dream. I can't really see it clearly there is something special about you that blurs your future. But believe me, Pine tree, you are gonna have a heck of a crazy one."

Dipper woke up kind of dizzy. He didn't quiet understand the dream he just had. And it felt so real.
"Dream log time, bro bro!" Mable came running and jumped on his bed.
"Can we not do that today? I had this really weird dream." He asked putting his hand on his forehead that hurt just thinking about it.
"Come on, Dipper! I'll go first then. I dreamed that I was a unicorn and that I had all this beautiful unicorn friends and that we were galloping over a rainbow when it broke and we all died." Mable said very excitedly and smiling. Dipper felt a bit weirded out. "Come on your turn."
"Well I dreamed that I was in this fair and this tall, really fancy guy showed up out of a sudden and started calling me a tree or something. Then he started talking about my future as if he knew what was gonna happen."
"Wow..." Mable said silently. She quickly pushed her brother. "You are totally nuts!"
"Not more than you!" Dipper said pushing her back.

The next day Bill was too curious to ignore Dipper. He went back and looked at his dream.
He saw the tiny mortal was a bit taller and what he thought was older in the dream. He was standing next to an opened locker looking at a girl on the other end of the hallway. She was a brunette, silly and superficial. Bill knew her! He had once conjured zombies in a dream she was having about a tea party. She was so annoying Bill had to do something. And yet Dipper looked at her as if he liked her.
"Seriously, Pine tree? Her?"
Dipper jumped at the sound of Bill's voice and looked back at him.
"You again?!"
"You could do a lot better then her."
"What are you doing in my dream? And what are you talking about?"
"The brunette that this dream clearly revolves around. You can do better then her."
"She is about the most popular girl in our school and she is beautiful!"
"Yeah that's the problem. She is only pretty. She has nothing else to offer you." Bill said and looked around sensing something weird. The dream had blur spots. Typical of forced dreams. "Now Pine tres why don't you forget about that prick and let your real dream fade in?"
"This is my-" Dipper was stopped by the sudden change of scenery he caused unwillingly.
They were surrounded by a forest and could see a pack of gnomes dancing in front of them.
"Hum, funny. Didn't take you for a gnomes person." Bill said looking around curious. The boy however didn't seem so.
"Who are you? What is your name? And why do you keep appearing in my dreams?" Dipper asked with a hint of anger in his voice.
"Wow kid calm down. Too many questions that you can't understand yet. So let's just say that I am..." He looked around and saw the happy group of gnomes. "A figment of your imagination. It is a dream after all."
"Yeah that makes sense." Dipper said looking at Bill satisfied with his answer.
That's when a pack of unicorns arrived and started fighting with the gnomes.
"Wow, Pine tree! You are full of surprises aren't you?" Bill screamed smiling over the sound of a scream that sounded a lot like "Shmebulock".