A collection of Billdip

Sick leave

This chapter was requested by the user rc9gnrulz1234 who has been incredibly sweet when reading and commenting my fic! Hope you like it!: "Awesome love it! I have a prompt! Umm, maybe you could do one when Dipper gets sick and all that kind of stuff? Idk I had this idea when i was walking my dog."

"Mable I can go to sch-" Dipper was interrupted by his own sneeze.

"Dipper you look awful! You are burning up and you won't stop sneezing! Ford told you to stay in bed today. FORD!" Mable said pulling Dipper's blanket up.

"But I feel completely fi-" He sneezed again.

"Dipper, I have at least one friend in each of your classes. I'll ask for their notes, I'll talk to the teachers and I will give them the note Stan and Ford wrote. Losing one school day won't kill you." Mable argued.

"Maybe you are right."

"I am right! Here get you laptop and spend all day marathoning Star Trek or something. It will make you feel better."

Dipper grabbed his laptop and sat up on his bed.

"You will be better in no time, bro bro. Now I have to go to school! See you in the evening!" Mable said as she walked out of the bedroom.

"I thought she would never go away!" Bill said appearing next to Dipper's bed in his human form. "You don't look so good, Pine tree."

"That's because I feel terrible. I'm sick and all. I don't think demons have this sort of thing." Dipper said in the low voice that was the only one he could manage.

"Yeah, we don't get those. But hey look on the bright side! You have the whole day just for me!" Bill said leaning down and kissing Dipper's lips softly.

"Yup, you and Spock."

"Spock?! Who's that?! Are you cheating on me, Pine tree?!" Bill threatened angrily. Dipper could already see his eye turning red.

"Jesus, no! Calm down! It's from Star Trek. You know, old famous television series." Dipper explained.

"Oh that thing. Never seen it. Of course I know of it I mean I know everything."

"And Lord of the mind and shit bla bla bla." That's when Dipper realised. "Oh no. Bill will you put a dime on Mable's swearing jar for me please?"

"A swearing jar? Really?" Bill asked incredulously.

"Yeah. Mable started with it since I started swearing so Grunkle Stan felt like he could swear around us and let's just say it got ugly."

As if destiny worked it's magic, Stan opened the door right that second and Bill vanished.

"Are you okay, kid?" He asked looking concerned.

"I'm fine, Grunkle Stan. Thanks." Stan was already starting to close the door. "Grunkle Stan!"

"What?"

"Will you put a dime on the swearing jar for me? I can pay you tomorrow I just don't want to get up."

"Holy shit! I forgot that was a thing! Son of a bitch I owe that kid a lot of money. God damn it I'm going to go broke! Does ass-hole count as a curse word?" Stan said opening his wallet and getting all of the money out of it.

Dipper laughed as Stan closed the door.

"I always liked Stan. I wonder why we didn't become friends..." Bill said appearing once again. "I like his style."

"Maybe because you tried to murder us all." Dipper responded. "But on more important matters lay down here." Dipper said scotching to the right.

"What?" Bill asked laying down.

"You are going to watch Star Trek with me."

"Seriously?"

"I am tremendously serious." Dipper said hitting play on the first episode.

Bill and Dipper spent the whole afternoon watching Star Trek repeatedly. On the last episode Dipper was getting to tired and was on the brinks of falling asleep.

"Bill." He spoke softly.

"Pine tree?" Bill answered not taking his eyes away from the computer.

"Thanks for being here today."

"I'd do anything for you, Pine tree." Bill answered taking his eyes away from the screen for the first time in long hours and kissing Dipper's forehead.

"You are always the only person that can make me feel better."

Writer's note:

Hey guys! First of all thanks for reading! I deeply appreciate it! Second, I'm sorry this story is short, the thing is I am incredibly tired because I had a huge day, but none the less I really liked the suggestion and I enjoyed writing the chapter so I hope you like it! Finally, I am starting a new Billdip fanfiction based on the AU "That artsy kid" from this collection because I loved that idea so much I had to continue writting it! So if you guys could check that out it would mean the world to me! Thanks everyone!

Love,

Bianca