A collection of Billdip

Cipher nerves

Dipper and Bill were walking on Gravity Falls streets. They had been hanging out at the arcade with Mable and her girls but they soon went over to flirt with guys and they both didn't have time for flirting with anyone other than each other. So they were returning to the Shack holding hands and talking. It was pretty clear they were in love. Just looking at them you could see they thought there was no one else in all of reality other than each other. Also everyone that knew Dipper said they never seen him smiling so much. And since Gravity Falls was a small town and gossip ran absurdly wild it was of everyones knowing that they were together.
And so they went heading for the Shack laughing and chatting. Until a guy in a hoody came by and hit Bill on the shoulder.
"Watch it, fag." The guy said silently.
Dipper froze in his spot. Well there went his lovely evening. He could already see Bill's knuckles turning white.
"Excuse me, what did you say?!" Bill screamed after the guy.
"Bill can you not do this?" Dipper asked in a small voice. His boyfriend did love a fight. Especially when it was about his sexuality.
"I said watch it you God damn fag!" The guy turned and put his hood down. Dipper rolled his eyes. He expected pretty bad stuff from Robbie, but this? It was too much. He honestly rather not think that this guy had a fight with him for six years. But to provoke Bill? Dipper thought he knew better.
"Just don't disintegrate him alright?" He said turning to Bill and holding his arm.
"Yeah sure Pine tree." Bill said waving him off and turning to Robbie. "Now listen here you little prick, in what century are you living?! The damn middle ages?! Do you think it's okay to just go on the street calling people fags?"
Dipper could see the blue flames starting to appear around Bill's hands. People were already starting to stop and stare.
"Yeah if you are two ridiculous little faggots that think that you can do whatever you want." Robbie responded trying to look tough.
"Look here kid, you are going to apologize to me and my boyfriend this second or God damn else." Bill said grabbing Robbie's collar and looking into his eyes.
"Else what, hun?"
"I will shoot this blue flames so for up your ass all the food you eat for the next year is gonna be carbonized." Bill said raising his fists that were in flames.
"Dipper!"
Dipper heard Mable screaming from the other side of the street and coming over with Grenda and Candy.
"What is happening?" She asked looking concerned at Bill and Robbie.
"You know I should say that this is wrong but truly Robbie is acting like a bastard calling me and Bill the unspoken f word." The three girls gasped. "And Bill is threatening him."
"Heck yeah! I like threats! Let's kick that guy's butt!" Grenda said raising her arms and already waling forward but Dipper stopped her.
"Grenda when Bill get's like this you do not want to be in a fight with him. By his side or against him you will get hurt." Dipper warned.
That's when they saw Bill punching Robbie's face and the boy hitting the ground. The demon calmly walked to the group and cleaned the dust of his tux.
"So you guys want dinner?" He asked smiling.
"Seriously, Cipher? You just punched a guy to the point of unconsciousness and you think I won't talk about it?" Dipper asked incredulously.
"What, Pine tree?! He was being an ass." Bill responded.
"Language!" Mable screamed hitting Bill's arm.
"Sorry, Shooting Star. Always forget how pure you are." Bill said touching slightly her nose.
"Bill you can't go crazy like this whenever anyone says bad things about us!" Dipper said pulling his boyfriend to look at him.
"Relax, Pine tree! It's not like anything bad would happen!"
Right at that moment they saw the bright lights and police cars arrived with an ambulance taking Robbie away. He was unconscious and his face was burned. That is what happens when you get punched in the face buy a demon with a burning hand. Bill cursed under his breath and turned to the police car.

"Look Sargent Blubs, I know what Bill did was wrong, but the guy did offend us. I mean you more than anybody knows how it feels like." Dipper argued to Blubs.
They were sat in his office while Durland looked after Bill that was locked in the tiny cell of the small Gravity Falls Sheriff's department.
"Dipper I know what you are talking about. People criticize me and Durland all the time and sure I get mad but Bill is another story. You need to get him under control. Otherwise we will have to do something about it."
"It's not like you can keep him locked up for long. He'll just escape like always."
"I know, kid. But something else. I mean he sent four kids to the hospital last month."
"Well at least some of them didn't go to the hospital." Dipper thought to himself but shook the thought away.
"I'll talk to him." Dipper finally said getting up.
"You better." Blubs answered getting up and opening the door for Dipper.