A collection of Billdip

Drunk Dial

Dipper woke up to Breaking Bad's theme song, which was his ring tone. He rubbed his eyes and picked up his phone to look what it was. 3 AM, he read on the lit up screen. What in the name of heavens was it? He then squinted his eyes and saw who it was. The photo of a blond boy hugging him and showing his tongue was covered by the name Bill Cipher. He grunted and laid back on his bad smiling as the phone stopped. He closed his eyes and started ringing again.

"Oh my God." Dipper whispered to himself.

He sat on the corner of his bed and picked up the phone thanking that Mable didn't sleep on his bedroom anymore. She would have been incredibly pissed.

"What is it, Cipher?" Dipper asked as he took the call.

"Pine tree! I thought you weren't going to answer this time." Bill screamed into the phone clearly drunk.

Dipper sighed and got up.

"Where are you?" He asked moving to his wardrobe and grabbing a coat.

"In the only place of Gravity Falls that has liquor." Bill simply said and Dipper hung up.

Dipper slammed the car door as he stopped at a pub that was opened a couple of years before that day in Gravity Falls. He hated driving Stan's car, he hated that place and he hated when Bill did that.

Dipper made his way inside and found Bill sat on a table with a bunch of strangers.

"Cipher you are coming with me." He said once he got closer to Bill.

"Oh my ride is here. Good-bye guys. Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold BYE!" Bill said getting up and instantly falling to the ground. "Sorry, Pine tree can you help me?"

Dipper rolled his eyes and helped Bill out of the pub.

"You seriously need to erase my phone number so you don't ever call me when you are drunk and intoxicated. I mean you aren't even human, how the hell do you even get drunk and high?!" Dipper said once they got out of the bar.

"Don't ask me I don't have all the answers." Bill said with a bit of difficulty.

Dipper helped him inside the car on the passenger seat. He then went inside himself and turned on the heat. He was only in a hoody and his pajamas so he was freezing and uncomfortable but he knew none of those people would even remember him. That's how Bill got away with all the magic he did when he was drunk.

"One day some one is still going to kill when you are like this." Dipper said starting the car.

"No one can kill me. I'm immortal." Bill responded.

"You are not. Remember that one time we turned you into stone?" Dipper said angrily.

"Well, I wasn't dead was I? I just had to get in this sexy human form and now everything is cool." Bill said playing with Stan's little car scent like an idiot.

"I hate you when you are like this. I shouldn't have to go through this." Dipper said looking judgmentally at Bill.

They stayed silent for a moment. Dipper thought Bill had fallen asleep until he was turning to get to the Shack's entry and Bill gave a little jump. Dipper looked at him a bit confused.

"Sorry. I still get a bit weird out of coming here and no one fighting me." Bill said in a small voice.

"You are such a dork." Dipper said smiling and parking the car.

Dipper then went on to going to the other side and helping Bill get out of the car. They got inside the Shack and into the spare room with a lot of difficulty. Dipper through Bill on the bed and went to the door.

"Good night, Cipher." He said starting to close the door.

"Wait, Pine tree!" Bill screamed and got an immediate shush from Dipper.

"What is it?! " Dipper whispered angrily.

"Can you stay here for a bit?" Bill asked.

"Why? No! I have classes tomorrow and I am doing more than I should helping you get out of that pub and in here!" Dipper responded angrily.

"Please."

"Urg. Okay."

Bill moved to the side and Dipper laid next to him.

"Did I ever thank you for doing this?" Bill whispered.

"Not really."

"Well... Thanks. It's really sweet of you."

"I shouldn't do it but I'm too nice to say no."

They stayed silent for a moment.
"Why me, though?" Dipper asked curiously.

"Why you what?"

"Why do you always call me when you are drunk and need help? I was pretty sure you didn't even like me."

"Because I trust you. I trust you more than anyone else so when I'm the most vulnerable I'm sure you'll help me."

The silence fell once again.
"And I like you." Bill said sounding nervous.

"Hum, thanks I guess." Dipper responded.

"Actually I like you a lot."

"That's nice. Thanks Bill I didn't expect this from you."

"A serious lot."

"Okay you are drunk and I will dismiss that."

"No, I'm serious." Bill said and turned to Dipper in the darkness. "I think I'm in love with you, Pine tree. And it feels better than all the booze in the world."

Dipper was quiet. He couldn't express what he was thinking in words.

"I'm so sorry." Bill said sounding like he was going to cry.

"Hey, hey. Don't be sorry." Dipper said putting his hand on Bill's cheek.

Dipper than went closer to Bill until there was no space between them at all and they were kissing. He would be late and sleepy at school but he didn't even care.