Forever My Lady: The Ballad of Iman and Adonis

Chapter Eighteen: Baby Mama Drama...Oh Man!

SHAMYL POV

My name is Shamyl Christiana Brown, the baddest bitch you see in the picture. I'm 33 years old and I have a 9-year-old daughter named Joi Lumpkin with my scrub ass ex/baby daddy Elgin. I met this mofo at the strip  club and we had sex the first night. I loved Elgin, and I still do. He broke up with me because I did the boss bitch thing in asking him to support his baby financially. So yes, I did let child support have that ass! $700 a month! I fucks up the commas with his checks and I put in that work to make him miserable for leaving me. He knows I'm the baddest woman for him and no other chick can do what I do for him. And another person I blame for this break-up is his L-Word ass sister Shardenne, who never liked me from the jump. She never liked me from the jump and was the main one all up in his ear telling him to get a DNA test for Joi. Boy....

I heard from my best friend Franqueetah, who had a baby with Elgin's best friend Horace that Elgin was spitting game to Adonis' Creed baby mama Iman two days ago, and I'm livid! She's a nobody and I'm everything in these streets. A silver spoon ass yuppie who only moved to B-More to get Adonis to chase her and for them to get back together. How pathetic can a female be? Oh, did I mention this? Before Adonis got with Iman, he and I dated for about 5 years, but I cheated on him with Elgin because he wouldn't put a ring on it! You know how badly I wanted to be Mrs.Creed? I mean, all the commas I could have gotten from being the daughter-in-law of Apollo Creed? The greatest boxer who ever lived!? Ugh! Oh well, he's miserable either way.

I had just gotten up from a nap, three-waying with Franqueetah and our other best friend Tanquisha when I heard knocking on my door. I opened it and rolled my eyes at Elgin, and looked down smiling at my daughter. 

Me: Let me call ya'll hoes back, I gotta deal with my trifling ass baby daddy. 

I hung up the phone and mean mugged Elgin. He wasn't shook. Damn it!

Elgin: C'mere Joi. I'll see you next week baby girl, okay?

Joi: Okay. Mommy, I'm gonna go play!

Me: Okay baby.

I waited until she was in her room and once the door closed, it was on!

Elgin: Look man, I just came to drop her off. I ain't about to argue with you! I got somewhere to be.

Me: Oh, you mean with Iman?

Elgin: I don't even know her like that!

Me: Yeah, whatever nigga. I know you only trying to get with her to make me jealous!

Elgin: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl bye. You wish!

Me: You know she's a Creed!

Elgin: And? That means WHAT to me!? 

Me: You know what it is, baby.

Elgin: You and these thot ass friends of yours....man....ya'll hoes stick together like teflon, I swear.

Me: Queetah told me that you were digging on her. Whatever you do with that hoe, you do. I just don't want her around my daughter...comprende? 

Elgin: Get the fuck outta here. You need to move on and find someone who makes you happy. This bitterness is unhealthy.

Me: Bitter!? Boy bye, that bitch will NEVER be me.

Elgin: Thank God for that.

Me: FUCK, YOU.

Elgin: I wasn't the only who did. Peace out!

I slammed the door on him and heard him confidently walked off. UGH!!!

 Why isn't this fuckboy letting me get the better of him!?