"Fuck, shit fuck me in the ass sideways Armin I can't"
"Yes you can"
"I can't, I look like shit Levi probably looks like a god and I'm this awkward mess of horribleness"
"Horribleness isn't a word"
"I know! It's because I am the word" I say gesturing madly to my body.
"Eren, shut up" Armin is currently tying my tie for me as I can't. The wedding is today and I'm freaking out.
"You look really good Eren, Levi's going to love it"
I nod my head, too nervous to form words.
"Hey are you two ready?" Mikasa asks from the doorway.
"Yes"
"No"
"Eren you'll be fine" Armin and Mikasa say pulling me out the door.
Dear lord help me.
We stand outside the door. Levi is already standing at the altar as I am the "bride" at least I'm not wearing a dress.
"Ready Eren?"
"Nope"
"Great lets do this" Armin says hooking his arm through my arm as Mikasa does the same on my left side.
Music starts and the doors open to reval faces staring at us.
"Armin..." I whisper
"Shut up and walk"
We walk up the aisle together and my gaze locks onto Levi.
Holy shit.
Levi's hair is slicked back, which is amazing on it's own. His suit is black and a white tie sits nicely on his chest.
He looks sexy.
"Motherfucker" I mutter as I step up next to him.
"You look amazing Love" he says.
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"You do, shh"
We turn to the - Erwin?
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to obviously watch Levi and Eren get married"
Levi leans in close and whispers "apparently anyone's allowed to marry as long as they do this course thing. Guess who did?"
"Levi!"
"Now" Erwin booms "vows? Levi you go first"
"Fine. Eren Jaeger when I first met you I thought you were a loud, stupid, very annoying brat. And you still are, but you're MY loud, stupid, very annoying brat. I love you more than cleaning and I hope we stay together a very long time"
He gave me a small smile but I could see the happiness shining in his eyes.
"Eren your vows"
" Levi Ackerman, when I met you, you were a grumpy, snarky, beautiful, very scary man. And you still are, but now I know how to clean a room up to your standards in less than 3 hours. I love you and I know we will be together for a long time"
The tears are streaming down my face but neither Levi or myself wipe them away.
"Time for the rings, Hanji?"
"Present sir!" They move to stand by Erwin.
"Levi repeat after me then put the ring on Eren's left ring finger"
"Aye aye captain"
"I,Levi Ackerman take you Eren jaeger to be my lawfully wedded husband. In sickness and in health. Til death do us part"
"I,Levi Ackerman take you Eren jaeger to be my lawfully wedded wife. In sickness and in health. Til death do us part" Levi repeats sliding the ring onto my finger smirking all the while.
"Levi!" Me and Erwin both yell.
"Moving on, Eren state the same thing just reverse the names"
"I, Eren Jaeger, take you Levi Ackerman to be my lawfully wedded husband. In sickness and in health. Til death do us part" I smile as I slide the ring on his finger.
"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you Husband and Husband, you may kiss the groom"
Levi leans upwards and quickly moulds our lips together. People are cheering but me and Levi are locked in our own little world.
"I love you, Mr Ackerman"
"I love you too Mr Ackerman"
