Ness x Lucas: Unrequited Love

NESS XVIII

Ness XVIII POV

We flew to Japan in 16 hours, pretty cool.
The flight was alright, client service was efficiently good.
I got to sleep in the plane, there, I had a dream. A sort of revealing one, by the way.
In my dream, a stupid-fat-small-lovable guy appeared. We were holding hands, kind of. "Who is u? AFFF?" I asked, very strange, because my vocabulary is more advanced than that. "Lukas. Im lukass." he replied.
Then I woke up as the plane arrived. I started brainstorming about who this Lucas person is. I do know it was the guy who sent me a twitter DM. Because of my dream, I can also infer that he was someone important for me. I unlocked my phone and began looking at many pictures of this Lucas-person and I. Heart-warming AF. All of those images brought some memories back. Happy ones, I must add - about Lucas and I.

Waluigi and I walked through the entire city of Tokyo. Quite astonishing, to be honest. I grabbed Waluigi's hand... But it wasn't like Lucas'.

The more time I get to spend with Waluigi, the more I figure out what I really feel. Romantic wise, of course.
Waluigi is a great guy, we get to spend every single second together, but he can't make me as happy and sexually active as Lucas.
There's just something about his bright hair, his stupid, yet delighting voice, his bright eyes, and his love for death that gets me every single time.
Waluigi can't do that.
I must conclude, I love Lucas. Even though I am not 100% sure who he is.

I entered the Nintendo Head Quarter, and asked for a new Game Boy Advance. "We don't do those anymore," said a worker. I must use all of my persuasive abilities to convince that worker into selling me the gaming console. I must use all of my English skills, all of my most refined words, to convince that worker.
"Listen here, you lil fucker. Or you sell me the mother fucking gameboy or I will not only make you lose your job, but I will make your life miserable. So miserable, that you will have to kill yourself in an ever so pathetic way."
"Okay sir, I'll get you the game boy. Pls dont hurt me."
"Swag money."