Ness x Lucas: Unrequited Love

LUCAS XXVII

Lucas XXVII POV

"Queen, plzzzzzz calm dem," I said to Paula, after her sudden insult.

"I'm sick of all of you, you little whores," Paula replied. "It's about time for me to exterminate all of you."

"Gurl, I'll help ya queen, dis in order to have ur love back. I'll kill u Lucas and Snoop Dogg, and Acacia, and Dan and Phil, and Nicki Minaj, and Naruto-kun. Da only one kept alive in herez is Ness AF!" Porky yelled enthusiastically.

That was the moment when Porky pressed a button on the floor and a stone armor appeared from the right wall. Porky went running towards it and got inside. The armor was about 10 feet tall. It was gray and had long snake-like arms.

"Me, Statue Porky, will rekt all of u, prepare to dyeeeeee." Porky yelled from inside the armor.

"Naruto-kun plz help in da fight, Snoop Dag and Nicki sing a lullaby, Acacia quit snapchating," I yelled instructions to them in order to save ourselves.

"Dan and Phil be sure to record dis for dem YouTube views, and Lucas and I will help with our PK fires." Ness continued giving directions now.

Paula was behind the giant Statue Porky just chilling while everyone else was preparing for the battle.

Porky suddenly threw a giant PK flash towards us. We were barely able to move before it hurt us. We threw a PK fire against him but we missed. Naruto used his shadow clone jutsu but all of them were destroyed by Porky.

While all the mayhem was happening, Nicki and Snoop Dogg were singing a duet in order to calm the giant Porky, but they failed miserably. Acacia stopped using Snapchat and starting talking selfies for Instagram. Dan and Phil moved to the corner of the room in the shadows and started recording the battle.

"Raseeeeengaaan!!!!" Naruto out of nowhere yelled. The rasengan hurt Porky in one of the arms and it fell without making a noise. Then suddenly a new arm appeared from where the past one was before.

Ness and I started throwing PK fires and PK thunders to the giant statue in order to destroy it, while Naruto was also attacking him.

"ENOUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Paula yelled suddenly. "Porky you are absolutely useless, time to take the matters into my own hands."

Suddenly a ton of small stone Porkys came of the walls and went towards us.