kris nd jala were walkn 2 da stor wen they saw poot hungrily eatin a pinappl she got frum da flor
"oh em gee itz poot we shuld say hi!!1!1!" jala yelld, makin kris laff at her stoopidness
"lol no r u stoopid she gun eat us liek that pinappl she eatin rite now!!1!1!" kris yeld at her
"omg r u talkn abut me" poot askd
"no jala wants u 2 ride her liek a donky"
"ys pls ilysm poot i am ur bigest fan"
"omg ok but onli 4 my fans lol" poot sed, ridin jala liek the donky poot got her teeth frum.
"omg thats hot i wuna recrd it sm lol yas gurl werk dat booty!!1!11!2" donld trump yelld, flyin in on his hot air balon and getin his fone out 2 recrd it. "i'm gun get a smll loan of a millon dolers frum dis!!!"
"uh no huny gimme sum of dat mony pls boo"
"omg no i dun evn no you so get out u slug"
jala gaspd, takn out her fone to play a selena gomez song makin donlds eers bleed to deth
the end
