A Spider's Guide to Heroism

Chapter Six

Spider-Man sighed as he quickly was discovered doing his rounds, more quickly then he would have liked. He was now trying to swing away from the Mercenary that was chasing him on the ground below. He wasn't having much luck ditching him, and having a man chasing after you while screaming your name was starting to cause a scene.

"Go away, Deadpool!" He called down, looking back at the merc as he continued to swing.
"Spider-Man c'mon!" Deadpool called out, cupping his hands while chasing after him. "Wait! Just wait and give me a minute!"
"I said NO, Deadpool!" Spider-Man tried his best to ignore him, spotting a nearby place he could swing between and disappear long enough to loose him.
"Goddammit!" Deadpool cussed taking out one of his swords and chucking it at the spider. "Just stand still!"

Spider-Man found himself falling again and hitting the ground. He mumbled to himself as he picked himself up, something about seeing if he can invest in titanium webbing, these current ones although strong against tension, were weak to sharp edges. He was getting a bit annoyed about having them cut and falling, especially how often it had happened today.

"Wait!" Deadpool called out as he jogged up to him. "Oh god, when someone tells you to wait, you wait!" He took a moment to catch his breath, he had ran pretty fast and far trying to catch up with Spider-Man.
"Deadpool, I told you to leave. I don't want to deal with you anymore." Spider-Man scowled under his mask and started to walk away.
"Will you just wait a fucking minute! Please!" Deadpool took his arm, forcefully pulling him back to talk to him face to face. "Look I'm sorry-"
"Yeah, well sorry doesn't bring a person back." Spider-Man pulled out of Deadpool's grip but continued to stay in place. "Why can't you listen for once? Do what you're told? I asked you to leave and you can't even do that!"
"I was going to, but then I overheard something..." Deadpool replied. "Back at the King Ping's building.... I overheard the HYDRA agents."
"What?" Spider-Man calmed down a bit, tilting his head at Deadpool in curiosity.
"Y'know how I faked your death to get the money from them?" Deadpool responded. "Well they know now that you're not dead and apparently... Apparently a message was sent out to all the agents. They're after you, Spider-Man."
"They're what!?" Spider-Man stepped back in shock. "I'd rather have to deal with one or two villains trying to claim the contract, but now because of you every HYDRA agent is after my head!?"
"God, why does everything sound so much worse when you address it..." Deadpool frowned.
"This is bad." Spider-Man replied. "I have no idea when they're gonna strike now. I'll be paranoid for months. The last thing I need is another Charmelian incident..."
"Hey, y'know what solved that issue the last time?" Deadpool smiled. "Me. Me dressed up. Me dressed up as you to be specific."
"No." Spider-Man pointed a finger at him. "You already faked my death once last week, faking it again will only make it 10 times worse, and making enemies with HYDRA like that will put you at risk too."
"Oh please, it's not like they can kill me or anything." Deadpool laughed.

"I'm not kidding Deadpool." Spider-Man replied. "No one is invincible, everyone has some sort of weakness, even you and mark my words, piss them off and HYDRA will find yours."
"Aw, you're actually worrying about me?" Deadpool raised the tone of his voice a little bit. "Wittle Spidy worried about wittle ol' me getting hurt, how sweet!"
"Stop it." Spider-Man shoved him away when he brought himself too close for his liking. "I just don't like putting my friends at risk because of things that have become my issue."
"Wait, friends?" Deadpool pulled back, standing up straighter. "You're worried about me because you don't want to put me at risk, and thus that means you consider me your friend?"
Spider-Man suddenly realized what he had said and got on the defensive, raising his voice. "What! No. No no no no, NO! I did no't say that. Friends but not you specifically. You are not my friend, you are an aquantince, not even that, you're just a pain in the neck that keeps coming back."
"Nooooope! You can't recover from that! You said it! You said I'm your friiiiiiiiend!" Deadpool teased pulling Spider-Man into a hug and not allowing him to break it.
"Oh god." Spider-Man facepalmed. "Alright that's enough, let go!" He managed to squirm out of the death grip. This was great, the last thing Spider-Man needed was to consider Deadpool as a friend. "Thanks for warning me I guess." Spider-Man stuck his webs to the buildings again.