A Spider's Guide to Heroism

Chapter Twelve

    "Haha, see what we did there? Cut the chapter because you're not allowed to cuss." Deadpool giggled.
    "What do you mean I'm not allowed to cuss?" Spider-Man questioned him.
    "You can't, its against the rules!" Deadpool replied
    "Says who?"
    "The author of this fanfiction."
    "Oh yeah?"
    "Yeah."
    "I'm going to do it."
    "You wouldn't!"
    "Oh but I would."
    "No, you can't!"
    "Here I go-"
    "Stop!"
    "Heck."
    There was a very audible loud gasping.

    "Deadpool what the hell are you doing here?" Spider-Man questioned quite shocked and worried that this whole mission was just blown out of the water.
    "I'm here to help." Deadpool replied with a smile.
    "Who told you where I was!? How did you get here?" Spider-Man looked around making sure no one walked in on them.
    "A little birdie told me you had a big mission here and I decided to tag along to prove myself to Fury. Showing up so unexpected like this and doing a good job will surely gain my approval from him!" Deadpool beamed. "As for how I got here, I stowed away on the Helicarrier."
    "You what!" Spider-Man threw his hands up. "You can't be here! This is really serious and imporant!"
    "All the more reason then to need backup." Deadpool tried to reason.
    "I thought you didn't care about what Fury thought of you?" Spider-man asked.
    "I don't." Deadpool replied. "Personally anyway. I mean any super hero who is anyone is on good ground with Fury, hell even Wolverine is on okay grounds. I figured it would be in my best interest to get on his good side if I wanna be a good guy now."
    "Okay, but could you have picked any better time then this!?" Spider-Man exclaimed. "This is a very, very important and dangerous mission and I can't afford to have you screw it up!"
    "Relax baby boy, I won't screw it up." Deadpool laid a hand on Spider-Man's shoulder.
    "No, you don't understand. Fury would kill me if I let you come along - Hell Fury might kill me just because you're here, I was suppose to kick you out of the city!" Spider-Man shoved Deadpool's hand off his shoulder. "And stop calling me that!"

    Spider-Man's communicator beeped on and Fury came in over the speaker. "Spider-Man, what is taking so long? Don't tell me you ran into trouble."
    Spider-Man flinched at the sound of his superior's voice and quickly responded to his communicator. "Uh, no. No. Everything is fine. I found the lab just now actually but it's locked."
    "We can force the doors open." Fury responded about to make a command. "I'm tracing your location."
    "No.. .No wait!" Spider-Man caught him off guard, also shoving Deadpool out of the way who insisted on trying to say hi to Fury. "The place is deserted, poor security, no need to blow stuff up if there's no need." He suggested. "Let me find a way in and scope it out more, for all we know the lab could have a bunch of dangerous stuff you can't just rush in for."
    Fury was silent for a moment before thinking it over and agreeing to the plan. "Alright, it would save a lot of damage costs and men." He replied. "We will standby on back up, and do not hesitate to call if you need it. If you can, locate the Symboite clone, retrieve it, and leave as quickly as possible. Fury out."
    Spider-Man sighed as the communications were cut again.

    "Sweet, now it's just you and me on a super exclusive mission!" Deadpool piped up.
    "Will you keep it down!" Spider-man snapped. "There may not be any guards on the halls but there could be hidden cameras, or people inside the lab."
    "Dude its like seven in the morning, no one is working this early on a weekend, not even the bad guys." Deadpool replied taking the Key back from Spider-Man and walking up to the laboratory doors. "Why do you think it's locked in the first place?"
    Spider-Man scowled. "That's what I said but Fury was like "Duty calls at any time" And all this junk." He spoke in a mocking tone when quoting Nick Fury. "H-hey wait!" He caught up to Deadpool who had already locked the door and started to walk in.

    Thankfully Deadpool was completely correct and there was no one in the lab, the light's weren't even on. The Duo carefully walked in to the area, looking around at the many experiments on the go. Some stuff was in viles, there was a few human clones in tubes, and also what looked like a giant lava lamp made out of radio active material, along with the normal laboratory supplies, such as large shelves and cases with smaller projects on the go.