The aircraft made it's way back to the Helicarrier almost as fast as it showed up to the scene. They had to drop the criminal off at the prison on the way, and just that amount of time wasted for some reason was enough to annoy Spider-Man. He wasn't very talkative with the agents at all, going out of his way to ignore them actually when they were speaking to him. He just leaned against the inner wall of the aircraft, waiting for them to reach their destination.
When they got there he didn't even wait to be escorted in, he just forced his way on ahead. Another agent on board tried to stop him, because people weren't allowed to just walk onto the ship like this, they had to go through protocol for people's safety. Even the big time super heroes like Captain America had to go through this, state why they were there and who they wanted to see or what sections of the ship they needed to be in, but Spider-Man completely disregarded this, snapping at the agent when they asked who he was and why he was there.
"You know this already!" He complained, pushing the agent aside harshly. "It's obvious who I am and why I'm here, god everyone's an idiot."Fury was there to greet Spider-Man when he left the loading bay. "Where's the others and Deadpool?" He questioned with a frown. "And why did you bypass protocol."
"Because the protocol is stupid, you called me here you should be expecting me already, which you are I shouldn't have to go through this every time!" Spider-Man folded his arms looking up at Fury in annoyance.
Fury grunted, not liking the attitude much but letting it slide for now, he watched as the other agents filed in, Deadpool in toll. They stopped, saluting Fury, those that could anyway. "Strip him of his weapons, send him to the special containment." Fury ordered. "Let him keep his suit and mask, honestly no one wants to see that face of his anyway."
Spider-Man scowled at Fury. "Well no wonder he snapped." He mumbled.
"You say something?" Fury side eyed him.
"Yes. I did." Spider-Man spoke up. "The man told me that he only started doing this because you bullied him! You didn't give him a chance and told him he was useless, so he just gave you what you asked, proved your point, your idea of him..."
"I'm not very found of your tone." Fury addressed, couldn't let this one slide.
"I don't really care." Spider-Man stated bluntly. "This is your fault!"
"What has gotten into you!?" Fury exclaimed, voice raised. "I suggest you drop the tone and attitude and make your way to the labs."
"Whatever." Spider-Man waved just tossed his hand up as he started to walk away, heading down the halls towards the lab.Fury looked back at the agents and Deadpool, who all seemed to stand there looking confused. He looked Deadpool over and turned to the agents. "On second thought, strip him of his weapons and send him to my office... I'd like to have a little chat with him."
Deadpool seemed to mumble something under the webbing and tilted his head at Fury, watching in curiosity as he headed down the hallway towards the labs as well, probably to deal with Spider-Man first. Already he was planning something, a way to escape, and probably kill fury for pissing him off... Though that might be a little trickey without weapons but... and he'd also like to give Spider-Man a verbal beatdown now that he had time to think about things and...
'Wait a minute.' He reluctantly walked with the agents to a secure area to have his weapons removed. 'I always said he looked good in black but... wasn't there an... issue with that black suit?' Deadpool's mind started to recall events he read about in papers and the occasional records he'd illegally dipped into. 'Why is he wearing it again...?'____________________
"Get him out of that suit." Fury said as he walked into the lab.
"The suit is fine!" Spider-Man protested and jumped up to face Fury. "We had a deal!"
"Yes, we did. We had a deal that if it hand't hurt you by the morning I'd let you go about your normal day today and today only, we didn't agree for the rest of your career."
"You didn't say that!" Spider-Man said. "This isn't fair!"
"That suit is starting to change you, again!" Fury exclaimed. "You're rude and getting out of hand, aggressive even. Exactly what it did the last time!"
"But it's different this time!" Spider-Man argued. "Trust me, it helps me! I'm just... angry about Deadpool."
"I've seen you get upset before but usually you're able to control it when speaking to others... I doubt that lead head has caused you to get this unhinged...." Fury paused. "Unless whatever is wrong with him is contagious."
"Why do you have such a problem with him?" Spider-Man questioned. "He was trying to help out and all you did was shun him, and now he's killing people without even getting paid because you set him off!"
"I did not set him off!" Fury replied. "I told him the truth, he didn't have what it took to be a hero, and due to his nature even if he tried he'd still hurt people and kill them by accident!"
"Are you seriously telling me that people like Captain America or Tony Stark hans't hurt and killed people by accident either!?" Spider-Man questioned. "At least they're heroes and trying to help people!"
"By that logic you'd admit you've killed people too?" Fury tilted his head.
Spider-Man paused and sighed heavily looking away. "I... yes... accidents happen... I'm not proud of it but..."
"And there's what makes you, Captain and Iron Man different from a killer like Deadpool." Fury folded his arms. "You all feel remorse for your mistakes, Deadpool is incapable of that. He'd just write off anyone who gets hurt of killed during his pursuit of being a hero as collateral damage. That's why he can't be a hero. Due to this he'd be purposely careless and reckless, I can't afford to have someone like that running around the cities."
Spider-Man sighed. "Yeah okay... I guess you have a point."
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A Spider's Guide to Heroism
FanfictionWhen a bounty is placed on a famous wall-crawler, Deadpool is the first up to bat. Saying so is easier said then done however as the Merc With a Mouth finds himself struggling to pull the trigger. Perhaps there is more to life than guns, crime, sex...