Tonight dad is going out with his 'friends',
By friends, he means friend.
By friend, he means lady friend.
By lady friend, he means Kelly.
The smirk on his face gives it away when he says he's going out with friends.
Kelly, she's cool.
Cool?
I mean, she's totally gorgeous and she's got a big bum and a perfect figure.
I can see how my dad chose her.
He probably met her in the bar.
That's how he usually meets his 'lady friends'
I like that he's dating, I wouldn't mind a mother figure in the family.
Kelly probably won't last long like all the others.
She gets one glimpse of our mad family and she will run.
Trust me.
Anyway, as he's going out tonight, me and Connor are in charge of the bar.
Well, mainly me because Connor is only like what? 12.
Okay, he's 15
but I call all kids younger than me 12.
