donald trumps POV
i walked out of my home and smelled the flowers "what a beautiful day to build a wall"
as i walked down the street and thought about my comb over, and then i heard it, a beautiful voice. "hey sexy" the voice said "bernie? is that you?"
"you know it babe. now how about we go make some free college"
after that they went home and had hardcore sex
THE END
