NO Change /One Direction FF/ Completed/

Human Contact

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 "Jord, get up. we're all bored without your racy comments keeping us alive." 

i heard a voice say, and my bed springs groaned as someone sat down at my feet.

"whatdoyouwant..?" i mumbled.

"get up."  

i looked up, and saw a curly-haired someone along with a beaming blonde.

i groaned and rolled over, getting comfortable.

"NO! she's getting cosy!" Niall yelled.

"did you just say 'she's getting cosy'?" i smirked, sitting up.

"yes. i like the word cosy. okay? i also like the word snug. do you have a problem with that?" he grinned back.

"yeah, let him be himself! god, Jord." Curly said, pretending to be angry.

"why are you guys so annoying.?" i said, getting up.

"we are beautiful." Niall murmured, going through my bedside cabinet.

"um. what are you doing?" i stared at him.

"Haha! i found your stash!" he said, opening the cupboard revealing my hoard of snacks.

"NO!" i yelled diving across the room, wrenching him away from my cubbyhole.

"gurl, you are strong!" he laughed after i had finished locking up my cabinet.

"i work out." i said, i then started singing, "i was up in the gym just workin' on my fitness, he's my witness!"

they stared at me, nonplussed.

"you know? the song?!" i said, gaping at them.

they gazed back, looking slightly mocking.

"don't you know Fergie?" i said, dumbfounded.

"what's a Fergie?" Niall looked interested, as though he thought it was some kind of bird.

"she is a singer." i searched through my phone and finally found one of her songs, Fergalicious.

they listened for a second and then nodded their approval.

 "she's awesome." they grinned.

"she sang with The Black Eyed Peas for ages." i said, as we walked down to the kitchen.

"whats The Black Eyed Peas?"Harry stared at me.

"hey, remind me to introduce you to someone." i said, cramming my mouth.

"who?" Harry looked interested.

"Music!" i glared at him.

"hey?! we play in a boyband." Niall elbowed me.

"yeah, yeah. and you sing little songs about how pretty your girl-friends are, yata yata yata." i said, in a bored voice.

"thats not all!" Harry whined.

"okay, what is...." i googled some of their song names, "Little Things about?"

"...it's not about a girl.." Niall mumbled.

" 'i won't let these little things slip out of my mouth, but if i do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to, im in love with you.' still saying that isn't about a girl?" i said, reading the lyrics of off a website.