Friends • JARED PADALECKI

Four

GROUP:
THE AMIGOS

I swear Jessica hates me

Jensen:
Why, because she's out of your league?

She's not out of my league

Jensen:
Dude, yes she is.

I COULD HAVE HER IF I WANTED TO

Jensen:
So why don't you

Because I'm professional

Jensen:
So? Lots of people date their co-stars

She's not a co-star.
She's the boss.

Jensen:
Yet again, so?

So? What if she gives me privileges?

Jensen:
Besides sex?
What is she going to give you?
Nothing. It's not like she can make you the main character of the show because oh wait, you're already the main character.

Micha:
He has a good point

You snitch

Micha:
What

YOU HEARD ME

Jensen:
He told Jess?

Yes

Jensen:
Can't handle the pressure of hanging out with us, I see.

Micha:
You guys are so rude
I cry

Jensen:
Is he actually going to cry

It's an expression, I think

Micha:
You don't speak Internet
You don't deserve Micha

Jensen:
Man, why is it the internet so complicated?

Micha:
It's not

Yeah, it's not

Jensen:
What do you mean it's not?
It is

Nope
Can we go back to this Jess thing

Micha:
You said she's hot

I said pretty

Jensen:
Aw, Jared has feelings

STOP IT
IVE GOT FEELINGS IN MY PANTS

Jensen:
And that's how he disguises such feelings

Micha:
If you like Jess, just invite her out

Jensen:
Such mature advice right there

She has a boyfriend

Jensen:
Yeah, I think I've seen him. His name is Brad something?
He's a writer, I think