Eighty-eight

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GROUP:

Lee added you
Lee changed the group name to Essie

Mom:
ESSIE

Hey, what's this? Are you still trying to harass me with my mom, Lee?

Lee:
No, Jess. I'm not

I'm kidding

Mom:
For the most part

Lee:
How are you feeling?

I'm okay. I mean, I know the birth is coming up but I'm okay. I'm ready for Essie to burst out already. Damn.

Mom:
Don't curse

Fuck
Shīt

Mom:
Jessica!

Crap
Motherfucker

Lee:
I'm laughing

:)

Mom:
Lee! Don't laugh!

Lee:
Sorry

anyway, what is this

Mom:
Are you all ready for the birth? Can we help you with anything? Do you have the bag you are taking with you ready?

No and yes. I'm all ready, I have the bag. I don't need help

Lee:
I'm in town, Jess
I'll be staying near your mom so that when you start feeling contractions, I'll drop her off to the hospital

Easily one of my brothers could do that

Mom:
But because they can, does that mean they will? I detect not

Mom, come on.

Lee:
How does that plan sound?

Good, I suppose. It's good to have a good support system. My ex that was cheating on me with a man and my mom

Lee:
That's the spirit

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